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Cost Of Living Jokes

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The cost of living has now become so expensive.....

....that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford the batteries.

Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe...

There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there.

Despite the cost of living...

it remains popular.

(stolen from I-don't-know-who, but they were good.)

On a visit to see his grandmother, a teen boy listens as she goes on and on about the cost of living.

“When I was a young girl,” she moans, “you could go to the store with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!”



“Well, Grandma,” the boy replies, “we learned about that in school recently, and that’s called inflation.”



“Inflation nothing!” ...

With the cost of living crisis, it has finally happened. The poor are revolting.

No surprise really, given the cost of soap now.

A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living

Indeed a grave situation

I don't understand how cemeteries can raise their prices

and blame the cost of living

Chinese takeout: $25.00, Gas to get there: $2.50

Getting home to find they’ve forgotten one of your dishes: Riceless.

I can't understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals....

By blaming it on the cost of living!

Jail importance

Why you should go in jail as an entrepreneur ?

- No cost of living
- gym and rehab park
- surrounded by hustlers
- taxes pay for you
- time off from family, gf , friends to focus on THE GRIND

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

And with the cost of living going up at the moment, they're really struggling to put food on the table.

A landlord’s lesson…

A pub landlord is struggling with the cost of living crisis. Customers are down and costs are soaring. To get his business back on track, he decides the best way forward is to host an event to draw in new customers. Noticing the cobwebs in some of the dimly lit corners of the pub, he has a stroke of...

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