[NSFW] Little Johnny asked his grandfather if he could have a cookie from the cookie jar
Grandfather: “Can your dick touch your ass?”
Grandfather: “Then no cookies for you.”
A number of years later, when Johnny had grown up and was visiting his grandfather again, he asked, “Hey, can I have a beer?”
Grandfather: “Can your dick touch your ass?”>...
Alice brings her friend Kelly over to her house for the first time
They go into the kitchen where Alice offers her a cold soda and opens the fridge.
Kelly sees a pretty-looking cookie jar on the windowsill and goes to pick it up and admire it. "Wow, this is really beautiful." she muses as she opens the lid. "..but, uh.. what's this stuff inside it?"
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A widowed mother of 3 is worried her children aren’t getting enough iron in their diet.
Not sure what to do, she mixes bb’s into their oatmeal. Later that day the first child comes running in the kitchen:
“Mama Mama - Guess what!?! I peed a bb!!”
“Oh, that’s good,” the mother assured, “that means you’re getting your iron.” And she gave the little tyke a cookie and sent ...