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What do you call an atheist who's eating English toffee?

Heathin'

I was born male and I identify as male, yet...

... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!

What do you call a train full of toffee?

A chew chew train

I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten.

It's my Heath ledger.

What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding.

Mazel toffee.

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