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Taste Good Jokes

I know my steak's going to taste good. Just measured it. 23cm.

A prime cut.

Why did the pun taste good?

Because it was corny.

What did the chef say when asked if he thought he could make the stack of paper taste good?

Reams seasonable.

Today is National Puzzle Day and National Corn Chip Day

I thought of a joke, but couldn't quite piece it together. Side note: corn chip puzzles are difficult to assemble but they taste good!

Thank goodness it's my first cake day!

Women are like bacon.

They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.

A hillbilly is in Florida and has a sea turtle hanging up on a fishing pole.

The game warden approaches on his boat and asked, "Are you gonna release that?"
The hillbilly then replies,"No, they taste good."
"Oh really, how do they taste?"
"Somewhere between bald eagle and manatee."

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

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Sex is like Indian food

It can taste good, but also rupture your anus.

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