I know my steak's going to taste good. Just measured it. 23cm.

A prime cut.

Why did the pun taste good?

Because it was corny.

What did the chef say when asked if he thought he could make the stack of paper taste good?

Reams seasonable.

Today is National Puzzle Day and National Corn Chip Day

I thought of a joke, but couldn't quite piece it together. Side note: corn chip puzzles are difficult to assemble but they taste good!

Thank goodness it's my first cake day!

It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone.

The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

Women are like bacon.

They look good, they smell good, they taste good, and they slowly kill you.

Coma victim...

A man wakes up after being in a coma for 20 years. Immediately he calls his bank to see how his savings have grown with interest over the last two decades and is told he has $144,833,411, 19 in his account.

“Whooo- Hoo! I’m a multi-millionaire!”

He hobbles down the hallway giggling t...

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Pineapple & Semen

Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit.

Credit to Harris Wittels

I decided today that I want to have kids

I hope they taste good

will you enjoy some humour?

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!

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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long li...

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Sex is like Indian food

It can taste good, but also rupture your anus.

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