Did you hear about the candy cane who could talk?

He said what he mint.

Why are candy canes so expensive?

Because they're in mint condition!

Whats the difference between Ornaments, Candy Canes, Myself, and the Star?

You don't hang the star

I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging.

They were in mint condition.

What's red, white, and blue?

A sad candy cane.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in m...

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