Candy Cane Jokes - 8 Hilarious Candy Cane Jokes

What do you call a candy cane with graduated markings?

A measure-mint device.

I know a guy who collects candy canes...

...they are all in mint condition.

What's something long and hard that you on

A candy cane!

I found some leftover candy canes from last year that were still in their packaging.

They were in mint condition.

Whats the difference between Ornaments, Candy Canes, Myself, and the Star?

You don't hang the star

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In the evening of 24 December 1944...

...a team of Allied commandos were taking advantage of the German revelry, sneaking behind enemy lines to kill or capture the kommandant of the nearby Nazi base, Klaus von Braun.

From their position in the shadows, they watched the kommandant as he passed from soldier to soldier, thanking...

What's red, white, and blue?

A sad candy cane.

Have you ever heard the story of how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree?

Once upon a time, three days before Christmas many years ago, Santa was sitting in his office. He was under a horrible amount of stress; the elves had just announced that they were forming a labour union, half the reindeer had hoof and mouth disease, and Mrs. Claus hadn't touched his candy cane in m...

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