One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which ...
My 2 year old just told me his first joke
My 2 year old is eating an apple and asked me: what does the apple say?
Me: I don't know
2 year old: yummy!
I don't know if this is the right place for it but the pride on his face for making me laugh was the best part of my day!
After dancing for awhile at the prom, a boy asks his date if she wants something to drink...
Feeling thirsty, she says yes, so he walks over to the refreshments table.
A chaperone is serving snacks to the kids: Cheese, crackers, veggies, french fries, pizza bites, and other yummy nibbles. The boy looks around for the cups and the punch bowl but cannot find either. In fact, there wer...
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Tom was asked to write an essay about family
Tom wasn’t a very bright boy. So when he got home he went to ask his mother for help. His mother sees a stray cat outside attacking her plants to which she whispers “You son of a bitch it’s on” looks at Tom and replies “I’m busy, bother someone else.” Tom writes that down.
Tom then went t...
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts.
The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady, “Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really nice of you and I’m loving the peanuts, but please stop bringing me so much. Have some for yourself.”
“Ah, no bother young man,” laughs the old lady, “I don’t have my te...
So a husband and wife wake up one morning and the husband is the first to go to the bathroom. The wife patiently waits her turn until she hears her hair dryer is on. Confused and curious she opens the bathroom door to find her husband blow drying his junk. Naturally, she asks him what he is doing to...
Why does Angus beef taste so good?
Because it has a lot of yummy coweries in it!
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And it was yummy
Little Johnny and classmates are asked to bring an edible item to the classroom...
"So, Mary, what did you bring today?", the teacher asks.
"An apple. We love apples at home."
"Great, what about you, Annie?"
"I brought a PB & Jelly sandwich. It's so yummy!"
"Everybody loves those... and you, what did you bring today?"
Little Johnny opens his ...
A wife cooked her husband a pasta dish and posted the pic on fb
Later at the dining table...
Husband: “Sweetheart, I think it needs a bit more salt."
Wife : “What the hell! This pasta got 453 Likes and also 138 people commented 'Yummy'. But there's no pleasing you is there?"
There's this penguin...
There's this penguin, driving through the South, the Deep South... late August. The hot months. "Ew! But it sure is hot!" the penguin lisped from behind the wheel of his choking jalopy.
Suddenly! The jalopy fails the penguin and he has to push it down a bumpy road to the next small town. He g...