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Sweetbread Jokes

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Did you hear about the new restaurant downtown that serves, sweetbreads, pate’ haggis and scrapple?

It’s offal.

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A man goes to see a bull fight

A man goes to see a bull fight. While in the arena he smells an aroma from one of the food stands that's absolutely incredible. Intrigued, the man goes to the vendor and asks what he's selling. "This is sweetbread, sir" the vendor replies. "When our bulls die, we make sure that their bodies don't go...

ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE

Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English fo...

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