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Which hurts worse: a kick in the nuts, or having a baby?
This has been a debate over the ages: which hurts worse, getting a swift kick to the nuts or birthing a child. It's kind of hard to say since men and women are quite different creatures, but I have noticed something. If a woman goes through childbirth, sometimes a year or so later, she'll ask to hav...
Yesterday, I saw my apartment neighbor trying to kick in his own door
I knew he was a criminal, and had served some time for theft and B&E but I wasn't aware that he was crazy.
So I cautiously asked him what he was doing.
He replied, "Working from home."
A policeman is driving past a roadside apple stand when he notices the sign: "Apple seeds, guaranteed to make you smarter, $20 per seed."
He pulls over and informs the vendor that it is fraud and false advertising to make absurd claims like this.
"No, no, no," the vendor tells the cop, "my apples are a special variety. A scientific miracle. Buy just one seed, eat it, and you will notice an increase in intelligence. If not, I pr...
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
I washed my car today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? ...
What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls?
A women will normally want more children after a year or two.
No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls.
Case closed.
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Alone at the table…….
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket tow...
Dinner date
After a fancy dinner date, a young couple was walking back to their car, a beautiful Porsche Boxster. Upon arriving they realize that they have found themselves locked out as they left the keys inside the vehicle.
The man says to his date “hand me one of your hair pins, straighten it out and ...
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