My wife keeps discharging all our electrical devices
I think it constitutes grounds for divorce
Freebie
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby an...
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Comcast has received a notification by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, reporting an alleged infringement of one or more copyrighted works made on or over Comcast's High-Speed Internet service (the 'Service'). The copyright owner has identified the Internet Protocol ('IP') address associa...
A guy is driving somewhere in Tennessee
He is riding along and a hog runs into the street and gets hit. The man is shocked, so he gets out and calls the police.
"Hi I need to report that I just hit a pig in the road." He says nervously, unsure of what to do. The other person on the phone asks for the location and he gives it to the...
Cattle feed shopping
Recently I got to know of this site which sells excellent Cattle feed. It mainly constitutes grain supplement and came highly recommended.
However I was disappointed with the quality when it was delivered. I had to give them the feed back.
Why didn't the two slices of bread talk?
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
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