I bought some Boost nutritional supplement. The bottle said: “shake well before using.”

What are you supposed to do if you have city water?

I took a vitamin supplement in hopes to look much younger.

Didn't work at all. :( I think this "B 12" slogan should be banned as false advertising!!

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I took some fiber supplements today

Good shit.

What do you call a Mexican body builder who doesn’t take diet supplements?

No Whey Jose!

What did the weightlifter say when he ran out of protein supplement?

No whey

Went to the vitamin shoppe for some energy supplements.....

And the sales rep is telling me about b vitamins, he goes :
"You got your b-12 your b-6, have you taken these vitamins previously "?
I asked:
"You mean like b-4"?

A Christian preacher is at an economics discussion.

Preacher: "there has been a large increase in temptation over the last 50 years"

Business man: "no, that's conflation of inflation and temptation"

Preacher: "no, your just putting probation on my recommendation of my conversation"

Business man: "your sensation elation over the ...

What should you do when a supplement knocks on your door?

You invitamin.

What do you call an Arab man who drinks protein supplements?

A Protein Sheikh....

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A shot putter says to her coach "We need to talk about these 'supplements' you've been giving me"

He says "Anything the matter with them?" and she says "Well, to be honest, I do have a couple of concerns." She has a quick look around and pulls up the front of her shirt, revealing a thick mass of hair covering her chest and down as far as her waistband.

The coach blinks and says "And how f...

Have you heard that Takeshi69 has been taking supplements to bulk up in Prison?

Treywhey

I told my roommate you get enough vitamin C in your diet without needing supplements.

The next morning, I noticed he was still taking Vitamin C with breakfast.

"Why are you taking that?" I quizzed him.

"What do you mean?" was his response. Feeling the need to revisit our previous discussion, I reminded him,

"It's fruitless".

The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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An old lady decides to be a prostitute to supplement her income

Arriving home, she counts the profit with her husband:
- Its U$450,50.
- Honey, who gave you 50 cents?
- What do you mean "who gave me 50 cents"?! Everyone!

Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night?

because his Beets were sick

I just started working out and taking supplements

Am feeling whey better now

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There once was a court case against a company that sold penis enlargement supplements. They got off easily enough, true, but bribery was suspected...

it ended with a hung jury.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement?

Güey protein.

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What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement?

an erection that points north.

My friend told me about a new supplement to radically increase your muscle growth...

I told him "no way!" and he replied "actually it's all whey."

The supplement store said they were out of protein powder...

'No Whey!' I said

Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements.

There's just no whey.

A hunter lived alone in the middle of a forest, in a small house by the river..

A short distance down a slope in front of his house, he had a garden where he would grow vegetables to supplement his diet of forest game and fish.

 

One morning, he awoke to the sounds of a thunderstorm and rushing water. Quickly getting dressed and stumbling outside, he ...

Sales pitch

Bubba Joe's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

Before long the Captain in charge of the ind...

Boudreaux was called up to the Louisiana National Guard. Because he was a smooth talker the CO put him in charge of explaining benefits to new recruits.

After a week the CO noticed Boudreaux had a 100% sign up rate for supplemental insurance. Impressed, the CO sits in on one of Boudreaux’s sessions.

“If you boys goes to Afghanistan and you gets yoself kilt, the gubmint pays you benefishary $50,000. But if you gets the supplemental insurance, ...

Three expectant mothers are sitting around a table knitting sweaters for their babies to be.

The first mother says "I'm taking folic acid, I want my baby to have a strong immune system". The other mothers nod.


The second mother says "I'm taking calcium supplements, I want my baby to have strong bones". The other mothers nod.


The third mother says "Oh, well I'm taking T...

A chemist went to see a doctor

"Doctor, I don't feel thirst and keep finding myself always dehydrated". "Drink 8 glasses of fluid a day as a guideline" adviced the doctor.

"Can I count in fruit juice?" asked the man. "Since they do contain a bit of sugar, don't forget to supplement the fluid intake with H20 too" replied th...

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3 pregnant women are waiting i an ob/gyn office...

All three are knitting newborn baby clothes while thry wait.

The first one pulls out a pill bottle and takes one. "This is my calcium supplement", she says. "I want my baby to have strong bones."

The 2nd one does the same. "Iron for developing blood cells," she adds.

The 3rd o...

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[NSFW] A ranch woman takes her 3 sons to the doctor

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives. 

The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes...

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The Telling Tale of Oliver Tin

When he was young, Oliver Tin knew nothing about what he wanted to do, except that he wanted to do everything.

At the age of 5, he had already mastered reading, and had grown bored of all the literature he could find, fiction or not. Oliver Tin took this boredom as an obligation to produce wo...

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Jake was spinning all night in his bed..

..pointing north. I told him not to take the iron supplement along with viagra.

Two Mexican body builders

have devoted their lives to power-lifting and they just found out that certain protein supplements have become illegal. Just as one was about to sip on his protein shake, the other smacks it out of his hand and yells: "No whey, Jose!"

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A man goes to the doctor to inquire about male enhancement.

"Doc," said he, "I'm tiny. I can't satisfy my wife, and I'm ridiculed in changing rooms. I've tried every drug and herbal supplement, to no avail. I want to look into surgery."

"Well," said the doctor, peering at the man's twig-like member through a magnifying glass, "You're in luck. there's ...

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Three very pregnant women are sitting in the waiting room of the OB/GYN office...

In order to pass the time, all three women are knitting sweaters for their unborn babies.

The first mom puts down her knitting supplies, reaches into her purse, pulls out some pre-natal vitamins and says, "Good for mom, good for baby!" She downs a couple pills, and the two other moms nod and...

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