An elderly couple, both widowed, discussed marraige after dating a while...
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and finally they came upon the subject of marital relations...
"How do you feel about sex?" The man asked...
"I would like it infrequently," Said the woman...
The man leaned forward...and asked..."Is that one word, or two?"
I like the way you're thinking.
Teacher: 3 birds are sitting on top of a roof and someone throws a rock and hits one off. How many birds are left? Student: There are none left because the other two fly away whenever the other one is hit. Teacher: Well actually there's still two left but I like the way you're thinking. ...
How do computers form intimate relations?
They insert the floppy into the disc drive.
WHY DONT REDNECKS LIKE THE DOGGIE STYLE POSITION? TAINT RIGHT TURNING YOUR BACK ON FAMILY
Did you hear that Anheuser-Busch has taken over the Red Cross’s public relations?
Their new slogan is “This Blood’s for You.”
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During an inquiry, a priest was asked if he had had improper sexual relations.
He said that he had nun.
If my good friend is my ‘brother from another mother’
Then my Mexican friend is my ‘relation from an adjacent nation’.