So a Bartender, a Priest, and an Anti-Lockdown protester walk into a bar... [LONG]
Ok, not a bar, because the bars are all closed. But I digress. So they walk into... I dunno, Wal-Mart, Whatever. Turns out all three know each other and start talking about the lockdown and how it has been affecting them.
The Bartender started by lamenting the loss of their income and social ...
Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments...
12 and Under
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . .
Teach a man to phish and he'll create a constitutional crisis using hacked emails and kompromat.
Three guys are about to be executed.
One's a lawyer, one's a priest, and one's an engineer.
They bring out the lawyer first, put him under the guillotine, and pull the lever, but the blade gets stuck halfway down. The lawyer goes, "Ah-ha! By pulling the lever, you have technically carried out the execution, which according to th...
First the worst, second the best
Is what Trump thinks of constitutional ammendments