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Composed Jokes

A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium.

HONK

I made a belt, entirely composed of watches

It was a waist of time

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse

"I'm a professional. In over 20 years, I've never laughed at a patient."

"Ok then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was the same size as a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse...

[Composer Joke] JS Bach died and went to heaven...

After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. "Bach! hallelujah!" God said: "Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."

Bach sighed, then said:

"God, I've spent my entire life comp...

Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes)

Because it was a brick.

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