One day he was called upon Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have the great North Korean orchestra play it to him in the humble auditorium.
The man, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked. The big night arrived with the musician stood at the fron...
TIL a Goose's beak is composed of 4 elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium.
HONK
After entering what appeared to be a whole new world I witnessed incredible things - a man-beast union composed of a human top and goat bottom, a queen who wore a gown made of icicles, a huge furry lion who ruled over it all.
Eventually though I decided to go home. I came out of the closet and told my parents of the adventures I'd had. They're very closed minded though - they said it was perverted and sent me to conversion therapy.
I made a belt, entirely composed of watches
It was a waist of time
What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?
No Direction.
What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?
Baryon my wayward son!
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