Compile Jokes

From raw source.

They end every statement with init

Because when I proposed a Date, you said I wasn't your type.

I call it the "Dad Abase."

99 bugs in the code. Fix one bug, compile it down. 167 little bugs in the code....sigh.

Number 7 will shock you

It's corrupted.

They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren.
They hired a fine author.
Only one problem arose, how to handle great-uncle George, the criminal, who was executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book... read more

but now I'll have to chase it.

1.

It's a pros and cons list.

Number 27 will make you cringe

The power of Christ compiles you!

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPILES YOU!

"They should have just compiled!!!"

[They can be found here](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XWPHTS7bAcbKV5GsL3Vhx7gUmm0DnFr-aOutUtV8LRM/edit?usp=sharing)

A man was sunbathing naked, when a little girl came along. He quickly covered himself with a hat and the girl asked him "What's under the hat?" The man said "It's my little bird, but he's shy so move along." The girl compile and moved along while the man went to sleep. He later woke up in a hospital... read more

Psychologists interested in humor wanted to know more about how people respond to puns, specifically what kinds of puns make people laugh. The compiled a list of ten representative puns, and showed them to a group of 100 people to see which of the puns would make those people laugh, and discovered t... read more

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have ... read more