Tranquilize Jokes

A Snuzi

They seem to work just fine on people, too.

Warning! Keep Away From Children

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you
down?"

"Yes", the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

And realized he had the perfect formula for eternal life. He developed a special food formula which he fed to seagulls. Then he would feed their eggs to a pair of dolphins.

After 10 years on a diet of fortified seagull eggs, the dolphins hadn't aged a day. But there was one problem. Th... read more

A Passersby pulled him from the wreckage and revived him.
He began an Epic struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he had calmed down, they asked him why he had struggled so.

He said, a bit sheepishly, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete sla... read more

Granted, I shot him with a tranquilizer first.

...but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick.

The dolphin trainers at the state zoo were very upset because the dolphins were very ill and getting worse. An animal shaman told them that he could not only cure the dolphins, but make them live forever--all he needed were some young sea gulls. The trainers immediately set off to find some young se... read more

Back in the 1970s an Alaskan lawyer found out he had a long lost cousin in Czechoslovakia. In letters, the Czech mentioned he always wanted to see Alaska, so they arrange for him to come for a visit over the Christmas break.

While he's there the Alaskan takes him for a hike through the woods.... read more

...and these dolphins could live forever, but they had to be fed female myna birds. The zookeeper, not wanting to lose his prized dolphins, searched far and wide for these mynas before finally returning to the zoo victorious. When he returned, he found that a bunch of lions had escaped. He called se... read more