i've got a Liszt of great composer puns that's Haydn in my closet somewhere...

i could look Bach there and read it to you, but i don't think you could Handel it.

The disappearance of Joseph Haydn

Dissatisfied with the Christianity of Europe in 1800's, the composer Franz Joseph Haydn turned his eye to the religions of the east, and after much soul searching, he converted to Sikhism late in his life.

It would be the last thing he did.

Official reports say that after his conversi...

Why couldn't Mozart find his friend?

Because he was Haydn

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham and Arnold Schwarzenegger go to a theme party.

Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are planning ahead to attend a theme party. The theme is famous composers, and Lundgren suggests “We should all go as a composer from our respective heritage. I could be Franz Berwald. He had interests in the arts and sciences, much like me.”<...

Why was the Austrian composer so hard to find?

Because he was Haydn.

I brought a classical musician back from the past to prove that my time-machine works, but I can't find him.

He must be Haydn.

Which classical composer is best at playing hide and seek?

Haydn. [OC]

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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