My girlfriend left me because I wouldn’t stop quoting Linkin Park lyrics...

...but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

What is anti-vax parent's favourite song lyrics?

Swish, swish, bish

Another one in the casket

My girlfriend asked me to stop using Wonderwall lyrics in conversations . . .

So I SAID MAYBE

Studies have shown that if presented with song lyrics, the human mind will produce the melody and have it in the background. According to the researchers,

your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

What do you call it when Arnold Schwarzenegger remembers the lyrics to Africa

Toto recall

What do you say when you don’t know the lyrics to a-ha’s “Take On Me”?

“I don’t know what I’m to say”

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't learn the correct Smash Mouth lyrics.

And then I looked at her head.

What was Baby's favourite R.E.M. lyric?

"That's me in the corner."

My girlfriend told me that if I kept saying Oasis lyrics, she would leave.

I said maybe

Someone once asked me if everyone in the U.K. Knows the lyrics to Wonderwall

I said mayybeee

My wife just left me, screaming, "ALL YOU EVER DO IS QUOTE ELVIS PRESLEY LYRICS TO ME!"

I'm all shook up…

My friend told me he felt sad because he didn't know the lyrics to "YMCA".

I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".

True story: when I was a kid I used to mix up lyrics. For example, after watching Mary Poppins, I sang "a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down." -My dad thought is was SO funny I mixed that line up.

Little did either of us know, I was predicting my future diabetes problems.

I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have...

Don't believe me? Just watch!

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Son: Dad can you tell me your favorite Beatles lyric?

Son, son, son, here it comes:

I absolutely love the lyrics to the song "What is Love?"

The artist really haddaway with words...

LPT: if you're trying to study, don't listen to music with lyrics

Any modern pop-song should do.

I'm just now realizing most blink-182 lyrics don't make any sense

I guess this is growing up...

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A rock band was booed by the crowd.

The drum player and the bass player drink in a bar, depressed as fuck, trying to figure out what went wrong.
'It's probably the stage sound', the bass player suggests. 'That engineer can't mix shit in a bowl, let alone sound.'
'Come on, we've had worse. At least the monitors were working.'...

Alternate Lyrics: I kissed a Trans and I liked it.

The taste of her hairy lap stick.

My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines.

She's a Singer songwriter.

I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics

Don't believe me? Just watch.

I kinda stole this

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can't google the lyrics because there are none

⚠️ No Results For "there was a really good bit with a flute"

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How long will it take for Rammstein's new album to be released?

'Till Lindemann has finished the lyrics.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

In church tonight ....

My sister said she didn't need a hymnal because she knew the lyrics to every Christmas song.

I told my brother, "Don't mind her, she's just a big noel-it-all."

Heavy metal is a lot like jazz....

It's the lyrics you DON'T hear

I made a rap song all about soap.

It’s fine, the lyrics are clean.

Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song “Start Me Up” be used for a Windows 95 commercial?

Because it contains the lyrics “You’d make a grown man cry.”

[Long] A couple go to a bar during karaoke night...

and they hear a man sing to most beautiful cover of Stairway to Heaven they had ever heard. Since they were planning their wedding at this time, they approach the man after his performance.

"Wow, that was an amazing cover! Would you like to come perform at the reception of our wedding?" they...

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor.

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A man walks into a bar and opens his suitcase revealing a million dollars in cash.

"I'll give this million dollars to the first person who can sing "Auld Lang Syne" and give me head at the same time."

Immediately people started a stampede, men, women and children all alike, towards the mans crotch. They whipped his dick out and started battling over who gets to do the "perf...

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First Time Poster, Go easy on me ... "Hamster"

So.. A guy walks into bar and takes a seat ....

The Barman approaches and says what are you having boss?

The Man replies .. I don't have any money pal ...

Barman says if you don't have any money you can stay here ...

The guy says ...what if i told you i have a hamster th...

I'm selling this new shower radio I just bought a few days ago.

It sings the wrong lyrics.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They forgot the lyrics

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The monkey's balls.

A man stops in a little town after a long drive, looking for a place to have a big cold glass of beer. He goes onto the local bar, which is completely empty, except for a blind pianist, who is playing some ragtime tunes. he sits down at the bar, and from the back a bartender appears.

"What do...

can you guys help me find an AC/DC song?

it has 3 power chords and the lyrics are about being a badass, Thanks!





*stolen from RYM*

[OC] Al Gore decides to write a series of educational songs about the environment.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying y...

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