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Cold Feet Jokes

I think it's terrible when people get cold feet close to the date of a wedding and cancel

The right way to do it is to divorce many years later.

Why did the Pope have Cold feet?

Because he had holy socks.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the Inventor of sandals take back his claim for a patent?

He got cold feet

The real reason Jack and Rose separated at the end...

Jack got cold feet.

Why do penguins never get married?

They always get cold feet

Did you hear about Antonio Brown's wedding?

He got cold feet.

The cannibal nervously decided to try his first human meal

Much to his dismay, he got cold feet

Finally decided to throw away my favourite pair of socks

but then i got cold feet

I'm not afraid of taking off my socks

I just get cold feet.

Me: You're today's date

She: What?

Me: You're a solid 11/11

She: What kind of a rating scale is out of 11?

Me: I... I had cold feet on 10th October

I want to get into ice skating but

I keep getting cold feet!

Looking out of the window I saw a neighbour stealing my socks off the washing line

I was going to confront him but I got cold feet

Me and my girlfriend had a suicide pact.

One of us got cold feet.

Socks are expensive.

I can go on a date or I can buy a pack of socks. I was going to ask this girl out, but then I got cold feet.

I joined a nudist colony in Canada.

To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet.

1st snowfall

I remember a long time ago when I first experienced my first snowfall. I was so excited, I was tempted to just take off my socks and shoes and go running through the snow. But then, I got cold feet.

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A Talk With Dad

A father and son are talking after the son has been away for a long time in the Air Force. The son recounts his tale as the father listens intently:

"I was so excited to join the Air Force. I'm sure you remember, Dad," the son says.

"Yup," the father says, remembering.

"But wh...

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Pregnant Women gets Shot

There was a man and a women who were expecting a baby, but right before the woman started going into labor the man got cold feet and took the car and split.

The wife had to choice but to try and walk to the hospital and took some short cuts thru back alleys when a man saw her and shot her 3 t...

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