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Cocaine Addict Jokes

My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree.

I just like the smell.

Why did the cocaine addict go to Disney World?

Because he heard the lines were long

My friend with a cocaine addiction recently quit.

It was the end of the line for him.

What do you call the prophet with a cocaine addiction?

Nostril-Damus

I don't have a cocaine addiction.

I just like the way it smells.

I was reading a book on cocaine addiction the other day

After the first few lines I was hooked.

Did you hear about the cocaine addicted improv actor?

He was constantly thinking about his next line

What do you call a spider with a cocaine addiction...

An acracknid

My friends keep calling me a cocaine addict, but that's a lie...

I just REALLY like the way it smells.

What is Cocaine Addiction?

Just another bump in the road

What do you call a cocaine addict who runs out of supply?

Crackalackin

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What does a racist cocaine addict say when he meets a black person?

"White Powder!"

An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict.

He kept blowing his lines.

Coke Addict and the Genie

So a cocaine addict finds a lamp, rubs it and out pops a Genie

"So seeing as you have released me, you have 3 and only 3 wishes. What is you first wish?"

"I would like a big, fat line of the best coke in the world, and make sure you get yourself one too"
Sure enough two lines of cok...

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