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Addictive Jokes

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

Making bread is very addictive

First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.

Which holes are the most addictive ones?

Alco holes

Why is pirating so addictive?

Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.

What kind of memes are the most addictive?

Dopamemes.

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My therapist told me I have an addictive personality

I said, “Tell me more”

Government: Gambling is addictive, morally wrong, and predatory, so we are outlawing it.

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