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Which holes are the most addictive ones?

Alco holes

Making bread is very addictive

First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

The most addictive drug is cyanide.

Take it one time, your on it for the rest of your life.

Why is pirating so addictive?

Because once you lose your first hand you get hooked.

Government: Gambling is addictive, morally wrong, and predatory, so we are outlawing it.

In unrelated news the Powerball jackpot is $126 Million Dollars! Can't win if you don't play!

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My therapist told me I have an addictive personality

I said, “Tell me more”

What kind of memes are the most addictive?

Dopamemes.

Dressing like a nun seems like something I'd like to do, but I've heard it's addictive

and I don't want to get into the habit.

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