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Now who's laughing?

A woman in labour is shouting and screaming.

She says it aloud ” … get this out of me, give me morphine !” 
 
She turns to her man and says ” You did this to me you asshole…” 
 


He replies , “If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said 'No it’ll be too...

What do doctors say when they see a patient acting like a monster?

"It's morphine time!"

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What did the pain killer addicted Power Ranger say?

Its morphine time.

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Doctor to me - we're going to have to amputate your foot

Me (high AF in morphine) - ok. Cool.

Doctor to nurse - mark him to so he has nine inches below his knee.

Me - You said you were going to amputate my foot.

Doctor (sounding annoyed) -we're about to amputate your foot and you're making dick jokes?

Me - will crying bring it...

Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her.

She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.

"Why, we just hired her?"

"Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, bu...

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I have an idea for a knockoff brand of headphones.

Beats, by Chris Brown

In available colors

* Blood red

* Teardrop blue

* Loose tooth white

* Bruise purple

* Open wound pink

* Unconcious black

* Pissed myself yellow

* Morphine clear

* Chris BROWN

Prices so low you will be ...

Got too much pain from watching Power Rangers

Guess it's morphine time...

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