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Methamphetamine Jokes

My mexican friend, Jesus, recently got addicted to methamphetamine

We now call him the Methiah.

Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines...

He exclaims, "I was just mething around!"

Methamphetamine was used widely by both axis and allied soldiers in WW2.

Making it the true War On Drugs.

I was going to post this on another sub, but it seemed more appropriate here.

South Dakota is currently battling a Methamphetamine epidemic and they have a new slogan for their anti-meth campaign efforts.

“Meth....We are on it”!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

Sir you tested positive for opiates

Me: I had a bagel for breakfast that morning
Doctor: You also tested positive for marijuana, alcohol, cocaine, methamphetamine and just about every other drug
Me:...It was an everything bagel

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