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Steroids Jokes

Did you hear about the terrorist that took steroids?

He blew up overnight.

I'm thinking about trying steroids...

I hear they're all the rage!

What happens if you inject a particular kind of sea creature with steroids?

You’ve made yourself a very powerful anemone

How do you call a flower on steroids?

A power plant.

What do you call an ambulance with loads of steroids in it?

Ambu-Lance Armstrong

What's a bodybuilder's favorite arcade game?

"Ass-steroids." [(Asteroids)](https://youtu.be/_TKiRvGfw3Q)

What do you call Hamlet after he takes steroids?

Village.

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A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a penis.

A woman went to the doctors after taking steroids and said she grew a penis.

'A penis, you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded.

'Steroids, you say?' said the doctor.

The woman nodded again.

'Anabolic?' said the doctor.

'No,' said the woman. 'Just a penis...

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford "The materials we put into our stomach should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But... There is one thing that is the more dangerous to all us...

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A woman bodybuilder goes to the doctor and says "I've taken that many steroids I've grown a penis"

Doctor says "anabolic?"

Bodybuilder replies "no just a penis"

Why isn't the Russian army as strong as expected?

Because they wasted all their steroids on figure skaters a month ago.

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What type of supplements do bodybuilding astronomers use?

Ass-steroids.

The Americans and Russians

at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's...

You think Trump is bad? You should meet Covid-19 Donald

He's like Trump on steroids.

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Female body builder:Doc I've taken so much steroids its actually made me grow a penis!

Doctor:Anabolic?

Female body builder:No,just a penis.

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"I bought some dodgy steroids last week and I grew another penis"

"Anabolic?"

"No, just the penis"

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A woman comes home from the doctors.

Husband: "Is everything OK.?"

Wife: No it isn't.. The doctor has put me on some sort of steroids and I have started to grow a penis"

Husband: "Anabolic?"

Wife: "No just a penis"

My girlfriends health

A number of years ago my girlfriend was having these terrible headaches.

She goes to the doctors, and they tell her it's a sinus issue. Another month goes by and she sees her Dr. again, and they do more blood work on her, and it's discovered to be temporal arteritis. Which is basically enlar...

What did the weak dinosaur say to the other buff dinosaur?

I don't like a-steroids.

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WWII as a bar fight...

I made a bar fight for WWI in honor of the 101 anniversary of its end, and someone requested one for the sequel. So here it is.

Germany went into a deep depression after his defeat in the last fight. His bar tab from his enemies' victory drink was crushing. He started hitting the gym, and wan...

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A female athlete goes to the doctor.

Athlete: “Doctor, I've been training hard, and I’m really worried that I might be growing a penis! You know - because of all the steroids I’ve been taking.”


Doctor: “Anabolic?”


Patient: “No, just a penis.”

Italian Bodybuilder

Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"

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Ibuprofenum and Aspirin are running in a race...

Suddenly prednisolone passes them and wins first place.

Ibuprofenum looks toward Aspirin and mutters:

"fucking steroids"

Two Muscled Buff Girls

were at their gym working out one day. About halfway through their workout one of the girls turns to the other and with a very serious face says.
"I'm really thinking about getting off of steroids."

Second girl sets her weights down, "Why would you do that?"

"Well i'm getting hair...

A grad student is working with his lab partner on a science project for his robot acoustics research

When the student says to his lab partner, “There seems to be something missing from our robot that is keeping the voice audio from converting into an electrical signal”.

The lab partner, in an effort to help his friend, heads down the street to the computer shop to see if he can figure out w...

A mobster kidnaps a biologist, an electrical engineer, and a physicist

He sits them down and tells them, "I need a way to win a horse race every time. You are each going to think up a plan for doing this... Or else. "

A week later, the biologist walks in, "It's simple. We drug the horses with this series of amphetamines and steroids that I've come up with. "
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Venus and Serena Williams were having breakfast...

when Serena says to Venus "I think Dad's been putting steroids or something in our cereal". Venus says "Why do you think that?". Serena leans forward and speaking in a low voice says "I'm starting to get hair where I didn't have any before". "Like where??" Venus asks. "All over my cock and balls...

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