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Clicking Jokes

I've found the perfect girl but it isn't clicking yet

Wish me luck I'm about to change the battery on my wireless mouse.

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My girlfriend and I just aren't clicking and I found out why.

I'm a pisces and she's a crazy .

TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"

Spanish Inquisition.

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Some say if you can guess the punchline of a joke by the title on Reddit before clicking on it - that it's a rubbish joke...

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Click here to find out what type of you are.

You are an optimistic for clicking this and hoping for a different punchline than "curious".

What’s worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

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A man walks into a bar...

He sits down at the counter and starts getting himself really good and drunk. Like, properly pissed. After a while, he feels a certain heaviness in his colon, so he calls over the bartender.

"'Scuse me," he asks blearily. "Where's the bathroom?"

"Oh, it's right down the hall!" the bart...
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