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A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household utensils...

... One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him.

As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a pristine gold plated lid. The bouncer immediately lets him in.

The mirror rolls his eyes as the toilet pushes through.

Next, a limo pulls up and ...

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Its better to piss in the sink

Than to sink in the piss

\- Courtesy my 8 year old.. should I be worried?

100% of sinks get refused entry to bars....

Let that sink in.

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Finding the right dog

Joey decides he wants to start hunting, and he just loves the taste of fresh duck. He starts gathering gear for his first trip when an old-timer mentions he's gonna need a dog. The old-timer goes on to tell him to be careful of the dog he gets. If the dog's asshole is too big, it'll fill with water ...

2000 people die at sea every year.

Let that sink in

I ordered a new kitchen sink and by golly that thing grew legs and knocked on my door.

Let that sink in.

Languages

*Disclaimer I believe I am the originator of this joke, if not I am sure it will be told to me*

What is it called when you use Spanish and English?? Spanglish…..

What is it called when you use Spanish and German……. Let it sink in…..


Sperman

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

The titanic went down in 60 seconds

Let that sink in for a minute

Did you know over 1 million wash basins are confiscated at the border every year for no reason?

Let that sink in...

Was watching Netflix with my friend when the new sink I ordered finally reached my house.

So I said to him, "I'm going to pause to let that sink in".

What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg?

He let it sink in.

Yo momma sooo dense,

she would sink in a pool of mercury.

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The other day a mysterious package appeared on my doorstep.

Upon further inspection, I realized it was a large bowl-shaped object with two knobs that controlled the outflow of a liquid. I stood on the doorstep and yelled to my wife to come and look. She told me she had ordered it for the bathroom.

Let that sink in.

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I had 12 bottles of whisky in my basement.

However, my wife did not approve of this ownership of liquor, so she asked me to dispose of it in the sink. And since I didn't dare oppose her, I commenced my precarious mission thus:

I pulled the cork out of the first bottle, and poured the contents down the drain, except for one glass which...

A big porcelain basin was demanding entry to our house.

Let that sink in.

Why are German Navy soldiers not allowed to think?

Because if zey sink in ze wota, zey will draun.

Amazon: Your bathroom vanity has been delivered.

Let that sink in!

There is a teenage kitchen basin at your front door selling water from the fountain of youth

Let that sink in

The Titanic has been resting on the ocean floor for over a hundred years.

Let that sink in for a minute.

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When I first became an Ancap.....

>When I first became an Ancap, I was just an unemployed high schooler who had never worked a labor job in his entire life. I had that whole "welfare recipients are parasites, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, forcing people to subsidize your shitty life choices is morally wrong, nobody is...

You're sitting at home when all of a sudden

There's a knock at the door.

You open the door.

It's a bathroom sink...

Let that sink in..

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...

Let that sink in...

The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today...

Just let that sink in

My mom called me saying there were a couple of guys outside her home saying they have a plumbing fixture to drop off.

“They’re not trying to rob me?” she asked.

“No, it’s a gift from Uncle Bill to make up for all the mean things he did to you in the past.” I replied.

“Wait, after all these years, he’s actually trying to be nice to somebody? That’s an unexpected transformation! Our relationship might w...

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A guy has been drinking in a bar all day and asks the bartender where the toilet is.

So the guy goes to the toilet and he's there pissing away when he looks to his right and sees a very large, muscular guy come in. The muscular guy pulls out his cock and it's fucking huge.
He goes over to a urinal, swings his dick like a bat and smashes the urinal in two. He then goes over to a ...

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The blood you donated...

Is in someone else's boner.

Let that sink in.

I'm a delivery person for Kohler. I often spend hours a day on doorsteps and in lobbies waiting for people to accept their deliveries.

Let that sink in.

100 lawyers are in a bus stuck on a bed of quicksand

... Let that sink in

I was playing a game of really deep facts with some kitchen objects.

I just finished saying my fact when I hear a knock on the door.

The dishwasher opens it, turns around and looks at me skeptically.

I say to him:"Let that sink in."

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[NSFW] A business man was robbed in Las Vegas on his way to the airport

After he had checked out of the hotel late at night, 2 muggers have robbed his purse, mo and notebook, leaving him behind with his luggage.

He had hours left to get to the airport, and he was lucky that his ticket was at the side compartment of his luggage. He walked up to the street to the ...

Someone was banging on my door yesterday and yelling "let me in, let me in". I went and had a look through the peep hole, and standing outside was a man dressed as a basin.

Just let that sink in.

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.

Just let that sink in.

A washbasin is trying to enter your house.

Let that sink in.

(Daniel Maier)

Right before colliding with an iceberg...

The captain of the Titanic got ready to make an announcement:
"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Fun fact, this ship weighs about 52 thousand kilograms. I'm gonna let that sink in..."

To make quicksand, all you need is 1 cup of maize cornflour and half a cup of water.

Let that sink in.

TIL the Titanic was scheduled to have an evacuation drill the same day it sank but was canceled by the captain.

Now let that sink in.

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A walk on the beach

On my first (and so far only) visit to Hawaii, I was staying at a beautiful little cottage outside Hilo. There's a neat little place called Uncle's Awa Club, where they hold a farmer's market, live music, food of all kinds... Right in the lava zone, very remote.

I'd read about one of the boot...

When you think about it, technically all Australian submarines are down under.

.............I'll let that sink in.

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Fred loves camping, but his wife absolutely hates it (NSFW)

Every week Fred bugs his wife about it but its the same thing every time, she refuses to go camping. Finally having heard enough his wife says "fine, how about this? I have a list of things that need to be done around the house. If you finish everything on the list by Friday, I'll go camping with y...

I learned recently that people aren't hospitable to water dispensing machines...

Just let that sink in.

Thousands of homeless water faucets die on the streets without food or shelter each year.

Let that sink in.

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An older couple were exploring art museum...

...when they came across a painting that they didn't quite understand. It appeared to be three naked black men sitting on a bench, the one in the middle had a white penis. This made the couple ponder for a while.

What was the message? Was it a commentary on racism? Perhaps an insight into cla...

Did you get that joke about the Titanic?

It took a while to sink in.

Moisturiser is good for your skin

Let that sink in.

A man hired a contractor to renovate his kitchen

The contractor said to the man that he was nearly done.

The homeowner said "no way that you are - there is a giant hole in the granite countertop!"

Frustrated with how long the renovation had taken, the homeowner started yelling at the contractor and his assistant, who was standing in ...

Once a sink and a tap went to a bar.

The tap went in but the sink wasn't allowed to enter. So he asked the bouncer to let that sink in.

I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal..

At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.

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The tampon was invented by a man.

Let that sink in.

[meta*] surprising new science shows that the way humans understand jokes can be acurately modelled by fluid dynamics

let that sink in.

Hey neighbour, the plumber is outside with your new kitchen basin, waiting for you to open the door.

Let that sink in.

There's a man on my doorstep delivering a replacement bathroom fixture right now.

Let that sink in.

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