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Sink In Jokes

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A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household utensils...

... One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him.

As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a pristine gold plated lid. The bouncer immediately lets him in.

The mirror rolls his eyes as the toilet pushes through.

Next, a limo pulls up and ...

The pool on the titanic is still full...

Let that sink in

You may be one of thousands of people with a lonely wash basin outside your front door.

Let that sink in.

Sinks can’t open doors

Let that sink in

I kept telling them I wasn’t a plumber, but they still offered me the job.

It took a while..to let that sink in.

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I had 12 bottles of whisky in my basement.

However, my wife did not approve of this ownership of liquor, so she asked me to dispose of it in the sink. And since I didn't dare oppose her, I commenced my precarious mission thus:

I pulled the cork out of the first bottle, and poured the contents down the drain, except for one glass which...

I had a few too many drinks in a restaurant the other night, went to the bathroom and wound up accidentally peeing in the sink instead of the urinal..

At least I think I did. It was hard to concentrate with all those angry women yelling at me.

The titanic went down in 60 seconds

Let that sink in for a minute

I got some friends with this old one…

First I acted like I was trying to remember a joke I just heard, said it like this: “Man, I heard a good one, goes something like this… how do you keep a group of idiots in suspense?”

Then I just shut up, and let it sink in…

100% of sinks get refused entry to bars....

Let that sink in.

Amazing times

We live in a time where household fixtures and appliances can be delivered right to your front door with but a click...

Let that sink in.

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What Hangs Down and has a Tiny Penis?

Funny enough, my mother was the one who told me this joke. First, you call someone (preferably a close friend). Then you ask them the question "What hangs down and has a tiny penis?" then you strategically wait for their response. If they don't answer correctly with "a bat" then say "The answer is a...

Today I read that there are people who refuse to set up sanitary installations for basic hand hygene in their bath rooms.

When the realiziation hit me, I was like: Let that sink in!

I ordered a new kitchen sink and by golly that thing grew legs and knocked on my door.

Let that sink in.

You're sitting at home when all of a sudden

There's a knock at the door.

You open the door.

It's a bathroom sink...

Let that sink in..

If your body was the size of the Atlantic ocean, your red blood cells would be the size of the Titanic

Let that sink in

Did you know over 1 million wash basins are confiscated at the border every year for no reason?

Let that sink in...

A big porcelain basin was demanding entry to our house.

Let that sink in.

Easy access to water is indispensable in a kitchen

Let that sink in.

What did the captain if the Titanic do when he found out the ship hit an iceberg?

He let it sink in.

The Titanic disaster happened 106 years ago today...

Just let that sink in

In a recent poll, 80% of people in America said they would not open their homes to a sentient water basin that walked up to their door and asked for shelter...

Let that sink in...

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Bono and u2 were performing at a gig in scotland

And as you all will know, bono is a cause celebre for all sorts of charity aid, world peace, ending hunger, heal the world etc that sort of thing. He jets around the world having concerts and all that for the benefit of others and frequently raises this at his concerts.

He begins this concert...

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Finding the right dog

Joey decides he wants to start hunting, and he just loves the taste of fresh duck. He starts gathering gear for his first trip when an old-timer mentions he's gonna need a dog. The old-timer goes on to tell him to be careful of the dog he gets. If the dog's asshole is too big, it'll fill with water ...

Yo momma sooo dense,

she would sink in a pool of mercury.

Was watching Netflix with my friend when the new sink I ordered finally reached my house.

So I said to him, "I'm going to pause to let that sink in".

Once a sink and a tap went to a bar.

The tap went in but the sink wasn't allowed to enter. So he asked the bouncer to let that sink in.

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A guy has been drinking in a bar all day and asks the bartender where the toilet is.

So the guy goes to the toilet and he's there pissing away when he looks to his right and sees a very large, muscular guy come in. The muscular guy pulls out his cock and it's fucking huge.
He goes over to a urinal, swings his dick like a bat and smashes the urinal in two. He then goes over to a ...

There is a teenage kitchen basin at your front door selling water from the fountain of youth

Let that sink in

A washbasin is trying to enter your house.

Let that sink in.

(Daniel Maier)

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