Reddit should rename 'karma' to 'creddit', 'share' to 'spreddit' and 'delete' to 'shreddit'. If they do, they won't regreddit.

They probably won't, and i don't geddit.

I had a nightmare last night that my Tik Tok account was deleted

It was scary, because for a second I thought I had a Tik Tok account.

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

My mate just deleted his Facebook account

We will not see his likes again.

I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to

Now I’ll never hear the end of it

I took a picture of rice but I decided to delete it...

It was too grainy.

What do you call cancer when it achieves sentience?

A reddit mod.

(doubt this will prevent it form being deleted and myself banned, but this 'attack' is quite impersonal)

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I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'

It looks like I'll have to start from scratch

My dad said he'd delete my computer games if I didn't finish mowing the lawn. I did the first half pretty quickly...

but now I'm losing Steam.

Reddit logic.

- Oh I see you made a comment, I'm sorry to inform you it got deleted! You don't have enough karma to make the comment.

= That's fine! How do I make enough karma then?

- You need up votes and rewards on your comments of course!

= ok...? I will make one then and hopefully I get u...

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I participated in a joke writing competition on this sub three years ago.

The mods laid out 4 simple rules quite clearly:

1. For the following two days, all posts on this sub would be considered as entries for the competition.

2. The post with the most upvotes would be declared as the winner, i.e., the best joke. The number of upvotes until the end o...

I told my Dad I am going to delete all of my social media accounts, throw away my electronics and go live in the woods.

He told me I can't just Thoreau my life away.

What does a Redditor do when they need to delete a post

Shreddit

Reddit should rename "share" to "spreddit", "delete" to "shreddit" and "karma" to "creddit".

Yet they haven't. I really don't geddit.

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

Just tell me mate

Ight guys I wanna make this guy mine and he loves jokes so tell me your best joke .

Well since this is a joke community I will tell a joke so the post won’t get deleted .

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...

I watched a Liam Neeson action movie that had the unrealistic parts deleted.

It was Taken seriously.

Maybe I should delete Reddit

because everytime I log in, I feel pointless.

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"Son, I think it's time to talk about pornography, as men."

"Son, I think it's time to talk about pornography, as men."

"What about it exactly?"

"How the hell do you delete the history so mother doesn't find out?"



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How can you get rid of the Proud Boys?

Just type alt-right delete.

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.

It's spam.

I logged in today to see if my reply got deleted.

It's still hanging on by a thread.

I deleted all of my German friends from my phone book

It’s now Hans free

Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80's pop music!” I gasped, “Yikes! What’s The Cure?!”

He yowled, “Oh my God! It’s worse than I thought!”

My mom: son, why did I find "how to delete your history" in your history?

Me: because it was useless.

How do you know if someone deleted their Facebook?

They'll tell you.

The scariest book of all time!! [LONG]

There once lived an author named Mr. Troller. He was infamous as the writer of the scariest book ever. Only three people ever bought his book and after reading his book , all the three guys passed away . The reason nobody bought his book was because it was damn expensive ($150,000) and nobody wanted...

My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

Guys we have a problem

WHO THE HELL IS [Deleted] AND WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SAYING [Removed]

Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.

I have no Words.

Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods

They're most likely spam.

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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.

That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once.

If all reposts on r/Jokes were deleted,

then r/Jokes would be as long as this joke.

I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone.

I want to make it Hans-free!

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be "saved" or else you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

I've just uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi

I'm sharing it because the American people deserve to know the tr

I've decided to delete my Twitter.

I keep feeling that people are following me.

John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.

It's called the customer support.

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

**The rest of the top ten.**

2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

4 - "...

A blonde was called into court recently

She was so dumb, she asked a Jehovah's Witness what they saw.

(If this is offensive to anyone, I'll delete it.)

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.



(I can’t imagine this isn’t a repost, so delete if need be)

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r/Showerthoughts deleted this as being a political topic

"Sexual harassment is a touchy subject."

CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "Why is it deleted?"

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