What does a Redditor do when they need to delete a post

Shreddit

Maybe I should delete Reddit

because everytime I log in, I feel pointless.

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

My mom: son, why did I find "how to delete your history" in your history?

Me: because it was useless.

How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?

Update to the Windows 10 October Update

Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods

They're most likely spam.

Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.

I have no Words.

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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.

That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once.

I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone.

I want to make it Hans-free!

I've decided to delete my Twitter.

I keep feeling that people are following me.

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

Why are Me and China alike?

We both like to delete our history.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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A little boy goes to his father and asks...

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat group on FaceBook. Then I set up a date via Tinder with your Mom and we met at a Starbucks, because of the free wifi. We sneaked into...

Why are libraries always the tallest buildings

Because they have thousands of stories

(If this has been made before, please comment a link to it an I will delete this post, or just say it and I might, but a link would be appreciated :) )

Felt cute, got pregnant.

Might delete later.

Drunk driver

This isn't so much a joke as it is a true story that happened to me. My buddy always got a kick out of it and it makes me laugh. Delete if not allowed.


My friends wife left him and I went to his house to drink beer and play music. We had a great time and somewhere around 3am I st...

Where does an apple go hiking?

The Apple-achian Mountains...

I’ll delete my account now

How do you get rid of an unwanted slug?

Control Salt Delete

I like my beers as I like my Paralympians

strong and hoppy



*^((I'll delete this if it's deemed to be offensive)**)*

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

Brilliant idea for a start-up

Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.

Gonna call it thanOS.

Reddit rename suggestions

Rename share to spreddit, delete to shreddit, karma to creddit. The fact the they haven’t done this, I just don’t Greddit

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