Reddit should rename 'share' to 'spreddit', 'delete' to 'shreddit' and 'karma' to 'creddit'.

Yet they haven't. I don't geddit.

Eddit: Leddit be heard, thank you for the silver! As for your platinum and gold, spreddit, you won’t regreddit!

Why did Karen press Ctrl+Alt+Delete?

She wanted to see the task manager.

Reddit should rename "share" to "spreddit", "delete" to "shreddit" and "karma" to "creddit".

Yet they haven't. I really don't geddit.

I logged in today to see if my reply got deleted.

It's still hanging on by a thread.

What does a Redditor do when they need to delete a post

Shreddit

I watched a Liam Neeson action movie that had the unrealistic parts deleted.

It was Taken seriously.

I deleted all of my German friends from my phone book

It’s now Hans free

Russia started a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies.

Nyetflix.

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A woman visits a flower shop to get some flowers for her mother.

As she's perusing, she notices the most gorgeous rose she's ever seen sitting next to the cashier, and inquires about its origin.

"Oh, sorry," the cashier replies. "That one's not for sale. I got that as a gift from a fellow florist for hooking him up with a woman I met yesterday."

"Y...

If all reposts on r/Jokes were deleted,

then r/Jokes would be as long as this joke.

Maybe I should delete Reddit

because everytime I log in, I feel pointless.

Errors are red, my screen is blue

Errors are red,

My screen is blue.

Someone help me,

I’ve deleted “Sys32”

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.



(I can’t imagine this isn’t a repost, so delete if need be)

My mom: son, why did I find "how to delete your history" in your history?

Me: because it was useless.

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"Daddy, how was I born?"

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway. Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a seclu...

How do you know if someone deleted their Facebook?

They'll tell you.

How do you know your comment ruined someones joke?

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Hey, wanna hear a joke about reddit mods

[This post has been deleted aggressively]

If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

Sometimes I go around to random windows computers and delete the default browser

Just to take the edge off

My operating system just deleted half my files.

I knew I should’ve never installed ThanOS.

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be "saved" or else you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

I was gonna tell you a joke about an Olympic fencer, but it’s gonna get deleted...

It was just a riposte anyway.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre





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Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods

They're most likely spam.

The doctor said to me, “Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80's pop music!” I gasped, “Yikes! What’s The Cure?!”

He yowled, “Oh my God! It’s worse than I thought!”

If I had a dollar

If I had a dollar for every time a girl didn't find me attractive they'd eventually find me attractive.







(Haven't seen this one on here before so if it's a repost I'll delete it)
Ps thanks for pointing out that I forgot to read it before posting it with a mistake

I've just uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton knew about the 30,000 emails she deleted as well as what really happened in Benghazi

I'm sharing it because the American people deserve to know the tr

John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative.

It's called the customer support.

Hillary Clinton could've been the first f president.

Sorry, I meant to write female but the emale got deleted.

Why are Me and China alike?

We both like to delete our history.

Felt cute, got pregnant.

Might delete later.

Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.

I have no Words.

Why did the Tank Man cross the road?

What Tank Man? Who's that? Nothing happened in Tiananmen Square.

*this post has been deleted for offending our overlords*

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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.

That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once.

2 Cowboys are stranded in the desert.

They keep pushing on and on until they see a tree.
#
This tree in particular looked like a bacon tree.
#
“We’re saved” exclaimed the cowboys.
#
They rushed towards the tree and where quickly shot down.
#
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
#
#
I was not aware ...

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r/Showerthoughts deleted this as being a political topic

"Sexual harassment is a touchy subject."

I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone.

I want to make it Hans-free!

Guys I had a nightmare

I dreamed that my Fortnite account got deleted.

I was really scared for a second that I played Fortnite.

I've decided to delete my Twitter.

I keep feeling that people are following me.

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

(I made this up myself, I’m really proud of it)

Drunk driver

This isn't so much a joke as it is a true story that happened to me. My buddy always got a kick out of it and it makes me laugh. Delete if not allowed.


My friends wife left him and I went to his house to drink beer and play music. We had a great time and somewhere around 3am I st...

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this pa...

Where does an apple go hiking?

The Apple-achian Mountains...

I’ll delete my account now

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

My son asked me, what's it like to be married?

So I deleted every song on his iPod except one.

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"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."

***"It's Hans free"***

*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*

**The rest of the top ten.**

2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis

3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess

4 - "...

An r/jokes poem.

If you steal someone's joke from this sub,

Men may come repossess and delete.

They act as a mod (for it is outlawed),

And they live on Repo St.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "Why is it deleted?"

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I like my beers as I like my Paralympians

strong and hoppy



*^((I'll delete this if it's deemed to be offensive)**)*

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Can we please stop those "I lost yyy% of my xxx" jokes?

Reminds me that my mom deleted all my porn videos.

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