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Clickbait Jokes

What is the biggest clickbait?

You just came across it

Do you know how to avoid clickbait?

Obviously not

Do you know how to avoid clickbait?

Apparently not.


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Do you know the one step to avoiding clickbait?

Obviously not.

gg y'all, inbox = rekt

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer will shock you...

I opened a little shop that sells clickbait.

You won't believe what's in store.

Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles?

Apparently not.

Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......

....what happens next will shock you."

The *REAL* Way to Avoid Clickbait

Seriously guys, this is Reddit.

What were you expecting?

My wife told me she’s had it with me talking like I’m the editor of a clickbait news site.

You won’t believe what happened next.

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.

What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

When do we want it? The answer will shock you...

*****

I fell for clickbait once

You won't believe what happened next...

I saw a clickbait article: "Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."

I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.

Russian doll clickbait

More inside.

"We've been testing how susceptible people are to clickbait..."

"...and that's another one."

CLICKBAIT TITLE

(*bad pun goes here*)

(*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*)

(*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)

Clickbait...

... it works everytime!

The thing about clickbait is that it's...

I can't believe that worked!

I may be bad at telling jokes, but...

I am amazing at clickbait.

10 Ways to cut down on clickbait!

Does anyone know?

The punchline to this clickbait joke may shock you...

Exposed electrical wiring.

Wait until you hear about this guy who fell for clickbait





I mean... that was a little too easy.

Most people hate clickbait YouTube titles and thumbnails.

But this clickbait Reddit post is way worse.

What do you call a Reddit joke without a punchline?

Clickbait

What do you call a mammal that clickbaits on Reddit?

A Karmadillo

So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait?

Doesn't seem like it

Clickbait articles are a thing of the past

Except for this one.

There is a pattern that every clickbait has but

you failed to see it.

Have you heard about the new way to ignore clickbaits?

Aparently not.

Clickbaits seem so obvious...

Just like this one.

Would you pass a clickbait quiz? Find out here!

No, no you would not

If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...

... then this is your first time.

I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer

No. 1 will shock him.

Do you know how to avoid a clickbait?

Obviously not.

This simple test revealed if people were able to resist clickbait or not.

You failed.

You won't believe how 90% people discovered they cant avoid clickbait!

Apparently you are in the 90%

The man who invented clickbait has died.

You'll never guess when his funeral is...

I installed this new clickbait electrical system

What happened next was shocking

WHY DO YOUTUBERS USE CLICKBAIT IN THEIR TITLES?!?!

I don't know, but if you upvote and comment down below you will be entered to win a level 40 Pokémon Go account with shiny Pokémon and all types of Pokémon!!

People are always complaining about clickbait

But that's all I do on the internet, click and 'bate

A clickbait writer dies and goes to hell.

And you won't **BELIEVE** what happens next!

CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY "Why is it deleted?"

[Deleted]

I have devised a list of all the things I hate about clickbait

Number 3 will shock you

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

People who write clickbait headlines for a living:

Fuck you.

A clever (and successful) clickbait reads "THIS is the most reposted joke on Reddit"

and still gets you to click on it.

I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait...

Neither do you

I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them.

You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.

If there's two things I hate, it's electrocutions and clickbait titles

What happens next will shock you!

I once saw a clickbait title on r/jokes

You won't believe what it was!

New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait!

Well, that wasn't it...

Clickbait- new report identifies most diets fail if they start on this day:

Tomorrow

Here's the one way to avoid clickbait (screw the other OP!).

[Click here for the truth!](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2tjg13/heres_the_one_way_to_avoid_clickbait_screw_the/)

What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?

Clickbait

Son : Dad, how do I catch fish?

Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water

Son : And then what?

Dad : What happens next will shock you

My friend was a violent serial killer...

Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.

Fast-forward to day of execution.

Guard straps him in.

Guard: "Any last requests?"

Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"

Guard: "The electric current is going ...

If there is one thing sure to turn Reddit against you...

It's defiantly clickbait.

The executioner asked, "Any last words?"

The criminal replied, "I just want one more clickbait article".
Executioner: "What happens next will shock you"

Mentally tough people are better at this important skill:

>!Resisting clickbait headlines.!<

A father and his son are fishing...

Son: "Dad, what do we do first?"




Father: "First, we attach this clickbait to the end of our rods and throw it into the lake."

**The son proceeds to do as his dad said**



Son: "Alright dad, what's next?"


Father: "What happens next will shock ...

A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse...

Turns out it was just clickbait.

Hey Mum Look!

I learned how to clickbait!

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