A man in rags parks a 40-year-old pickup truck next to a printing store and walks up to the counter.
- I need 20 pictures of Kim Kardashian. I'll pay later.
The store clerk agrees and makes the prints. The truck guy drives away with them. Some time later, he comes back in decent clothes and a 20-year-old truck, pays for the 20 pictures and says:
- I need 50 pictures of...
What does the apple user do when he wants to customize his device?
He adjusts the volume.
Bob’s brother died so he went to the funeral director to make arrangements. She said, “To customize the experience please tell me what your brother enjoyed in life.” Bob said, “He liked getting BJ’s and smoking weed.”
The funeral director said, “Well . . . I guess a headstone would be appropriate.”
I'm developing an app that lets you customize the look and feel of 4chan when browsing.
It's called 4skin