Chess Board Jokes - 8 Hilarious Chess Board Jokes

I had a lucky chess board when i was a kid

Even thought i never considered myself a great chess player i always seemed to be winning every game i played on that board. It was my lucky chess board. But what was really special about thay board was where it was produced. It was, czech made.

Have you heard of the chess board challenge?

Its where you segregate the whites and the blacks and make the whites start a war

Why will the south never know the area of a chess board.

It is black and white so they won't integrate

What do you call it when all the pieces on the Chess Board go on Strike??

A Piece-ful Protest.

My chess board grew a tumor

Thankfully it's B-9

A man won at the Mathematical Olympiad.

When he wanted to claim his prize, the jury made him an offer: "You have two options: Either you get 10,000$ cash right here, right now plus a brand new car. That's your first option!
Or we take a chess board, put one cent on the first field, two cents on the second field and so on and so fo..." ...

A chess player once borrowed a million dollars to purchase special edition chess boards.

His friend asked him to pay the money back but he ran away. His friend got cancer and couldn't pay the bills.

Finally the chess player went to visit him, holding a piece of paper in his hand. He walked up to him, and extended his arm towards him, and said "Check, mate."

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A seer was recruited to help a party of heroes break into a ruined dungeon

The other heroes knew that his knowledge of the arcane would help them to understand and predict the nefarious traps that were sure to beset them within the darkened tunnels.

The dungeon's architect had laid it out as a chess board, and the party moved one by one along the squares. Th...

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