Federation Jokes - 4 Hilarious Federation Jokes

World Taekwondo Federation has changed its name over negative connotations

WTF?

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What do you call it when Russian dentists and painters unite?

The Brushin’ Federation

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The russian general secretary, Leonid Brezhnev, calls in the head of the FSB, Sergey Beseda.

Leonid says "How many Ukrainian born citizens do we have in the russian federation?"
Sergey says "About 5 million."
Leonid says "How many do you think would leave if allowed to?"
Sergey says "About 50 million."

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The year is 2161....

...and the Earth has just joined United Federation of Planets....

Without UK.
Which is still trying to exit EU.

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