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Car Part Jokes

Which car part would Mother Theresa be?

A Catholitic Converter

I keep dreaming that I am made out of car parts.

I am always tired, and wake up exhausted.

I've been standing in this place where they keep throwing car parts at me,

but I haven't been able to catch a brake.

A guy walks into a car part store...

He says to the man behind the counter, "I need a gas cap for a Geo Metro."

The guy behind the counter thinks for a second and then says, "I think that's a fair trade."

I just starred in a movie about a guy who sells car parts

Don't worry, I won't give away any spoilers

Two mechanics are talking, and one says to the other "Hey, I found this car part in the dump, I think it might be from an old limo."

The other mechanic inspects the part and replies, "Eh, I dunno, that might be a bit of a stretch."

A car collector from New York finally gets the Datsun he's been looking for,

Unfortunately it was missing a few key parts to get it up and running. He takes it to his mechanic. The mechanic says "you need some specific gear parts here - these cogs over here, you'll need two of them. You can only get them from this specialty parts dealer, and he's in California.

The...

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Nelson Mandela...

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Nelson is standing there in...

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