Branch Out Jokes - 7 Hilarious Branch Out Jokes

I'm surprised how few artist branch out to become detectives.

Afterall, they're really good at drawing conclusions.

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A dentist decides to branch out and become an EMT

He excels in every aspect of medical school. His grades are top of the class, he completes first aid in no time at all, and he finishes the course with almost no problems, easily landing a spot on the ambulance squad.

On his first day in an ambulance, he gets a call about a bad car accident. ...

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What advice would you give a narrow tree?

Branch out.

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Why did the tree leave his career of 15 years to start his own business?

...he wanted to branch out.

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Did you hear about the sales on olive branches?

They've been extended

(I know that's a reach... I'll live if you don't accept... Just trying to branch out... Please treet me with respect)

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Lately I've started telling tree jokes.

I think it's time to branch out.

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(LONG) Man walks into bakery, picks out a few loaves of bread, then heads to check-out.

(been a while since I've seen this repost, bear with me)
The clerk is a healthy young lady, and she starts ringing him up. He's been wanting to branch out in his breakfast routine, and asks if she has any recommendations. She points to the top shelf behind her, and says that she really likes th...

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