Boarding Pass Jokes - 3 Hilarious Boarding Pass Jokes

An airline employee makes the final boarding call for a flight.

After she finished the announcement, she spots a man running down the concourse towards the gate. He runs through the boarding area, hurdles a row of empty chairs, and stops at the podium, almost out of breath.

"You just made it!" she says. "Do you have your boarding pass?"

"Oh, thi...

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A lioness makes a nice kill, but has to catch a flight soon after.

There isn’t enough time to eat it all, and and she doesn’t want to waste so much good meat, so she just decides to bring it with her.

She gets to the airport, checks in and gets her boarding pass. She’s about to go through security when she’s stopped. “Sorry ma’am,” the guard says, “we don’t ...

I'm pretty sure if God wanted us to fly...

... He would have given us boarding passes.

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