Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!
Edit: whoops I meant Norwegian Navy
Edit 2: Thanks to commenters I have links to other people who have posted this joke! I haven’t been around very long so I didn’t know, go give them an upvote as well if you’d like!
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Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?
So they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian.
I saw man and woman wrapped up in a bar code....
...I said "Are you an item?"
Box of cereals walks into a bar.
Sorry, we don't serve your kind.
- Is it because I'm square ?
No, it's the bar code.
The Mercy just docked at the Port of LA
It's a beautiful Navy vessel with 1,000 beds, 956 Naval medical staff, and 258 Naval support staff.
With that much staff, they should really consider using Norwegian bar codes to track staff members as they move around the ship and deal with incoming patients.
That way, at the beginni...
An embarassing supermarket checkout . . .
When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had a scratched bar code, making it unreadable to the scanner.
Imagine her embarrassment when the cashier got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check on Tampax, supersize please.”
A...
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