A woman's closet door what making a terrible sounds whenever a bus was crossing the street outside
So she called a carpenter to check it out.
The carpenter comes to see what's the problem but sees nothing. Right then a bus was crossing the street and a loud creaking sound was heard. He couldn't believe it.
So he told her that he'll be waiting inside the closet to see what is making ...
What do you call a car concentrating on crossing a river?
What do you call a sick border crossing bird
An ill-eagle immigrant
A guy is crossing the street when he comes across a garage sale
A guy is crossing the street when he comes across a garage sale.
He gets closer and starts taking a look at the items on display when he sees this huge TV.
He walks up to the seller and asks him.
- "Hey how much does that TV cost?"
- "It's only 1 dollar."
- "Only ...
Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street
Then getting hit by an airplane.
A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The young man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
How does a man become a woman crossing the ocean?
Through the proper trans-port.
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A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke, “Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.”
“I know, Father. In fact, I don’t think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.”
“I agree,” says the Fa...
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In Animal Crossing, Isabelle really has her work cut out for her.
Man, managing a bunch of animals? I guess it really is a shit zoo.
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing
What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have
An Irishman was in New York patiently waiting to cross a busy street.
There was a traffic cop manning the crossing.
The cop stopped after a few minutes and told those waiting to cross the road, ‘Okay pedestrians’, he said, ‘Let’s go’.
The Irishman stood waiting, growing more and more frustrated. After five minutes he shouted to the cop, ‘Here! The pedest...
A cow crossing a street sees a glove in ground. All ashamed and blushing goes:
Oh my god. Who's bra is this
NOTE: It's a dad joke but I didn't know how to make a #DadJoke label. So consider yourself warned.
Two std's crossing the road.
All of a sudden a lorry approached at a very high speed.
One says to the other I think I am a gonorrhoea.
There are two cats crossing a river.
The first cat's name is "One two three" and the other's name is "un deux trois".
Which one made it across?
One two three, because the Un Deux Trois cat sank.
A man crossing London Bridge sees a pretty woman struggling to keep her mini skirt down in the wind so he says : A bit airy isn't it?
She replied: What the ell you expect feathers?
A tomato and a cucumber bounce into a bar.
"Larry and I have been wanting to become human for a while now," the tomato says to the bartender. "But none of the other bars in town have drinks that will turn us into humans. Do you have such a drink?"
"I think I do," says the bartender. "Let me see if I have it."
"This is gonna be ...
A Duck was sitting on the side of the road, thinking about crossing it..
A chicken walks up to him and says, “don’t even think about it mate. You’ll never hear the end of it”
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town’s cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back t...
Albert Einstein challenged Mr. Bean
Einstein said to Mr. Bean: "I'll ask you a question.If you can't answer correctly, you'll give me one dollar. Then you ask me a question. If I can't answer correctly, I'll give you 1000 dollars.
Einstein: asks a question.
Mr. Bean after a little while: gives Einstein one dollar. ...