If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called?

Thunder Cats.

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.









Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?

Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?

Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?

Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!

Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!

How was Black Panther born?

By not using a Wacondom

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The Black Panther is starting a landscaping and sod business.

He’s calling it Wakanda Grass.

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...

Wakanda Pokemon are you?

What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke

Wakanda person does he think he is?

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

If Black Panther made Jewish bread for Thor's party

would it be T'Challa's Valhalla gala challah?

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

What does black panther use as protection?

Wakondoms

If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T’Cholo

I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

Just saw the Black Panther movie

3/5 would recommend.

I didn’t really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn’t find it by searching on my phone.

So little Timmy has bone cancer.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation people come around and say “well Timmy, you can see anyone you want. We’ll do our best to get them.”

So Timmy says “I wanna see Black Panther!”

The Doctor says “hold on now, you’ll see him in a couple days anyways. Why don’t you pick someone else?”

I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

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