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Black Panther Jokes

I saw Black Panther 2 without knowing anything about it.

I had no idea Wakanda movie it was.

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.

Edit: Apparently somebody posted this joke to Twitter in October and that makes me a piece of shit.

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

They're the Tolkien white guys.









Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?

Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?

Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?

Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!

Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!

How was Black Panther born?

By not using a Wacondom

Went to go see Black Panther today

And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

What does black panther use as protection?

Wakondoms

What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb?

Wakanda nonsense is this?

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The Black Panther is starting a landscaping and sod business.

He’s calling it Wakanda Grass.

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Black Panther walks into a racist bar...

"Wakanda shit is this?"

I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke

Wakanda person does he think he is?

Have you seen Black Panther?

Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn’t find it by searching on my phone.

If Black Panther was a Pokemon, Ash would ask him...

Wakanda Pokemon are you?

I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today.

So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

If Black Panther made Jewish bread for Thor's party

would it be T'Challa's Valhalla gala challah?

The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

T'challa's father was the Black Panther first

but he was more of a lyin' king.

I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza.

They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be..

T’Cholo

Ordered some chicken nuggies at McDonalds. Drive through lady says: "Wakanda sauce"

This was right around the time Black Panther had come out so I go "hell yea I'll try that !"

She gon come back: SIR....... WHAT. KIND. OF. SAUCE.

I didn’t really like the new Black Panther...

It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther.

Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

I'm gonna dress up as Forest Gump tonight and go to the movies and make a a scene.

Then I will have to apologize for ruining their Black Panther party

So little Timmy has bone cancer.

The Make-A-Wish Foundation people come around and say “well Timmy, you can see anyone you want. We’ll do our best to get them.”

So Timmy says “I wanna see Black Panther!”

The Doctor says “hold on now, you’ll see him in a couple days anyways. Why don’t you pick someone else?”

Due to controversy some animals have been renamed

The great white shark is now the average caucasian shark to ease racial tension.

The blue whale is now known as the Happy Plus Size to counter talks about Blue being a depressive color and because whale is fat phobic.

The black panther is now known as the Panther of Colour as callin...

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