John started working in a color pigment company...
John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced colo...
Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist...
but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Doctor doctor there's a colour that I can only see in my head
Don't worry, it's just a pigment of your imagination
Why did the Albino pig have bad breath?
He has no Pig mints.
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple,
but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A man is in court
(Long but worth it)
Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.
My wife told me it is called a “pre-natal sun burn”. Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child’s skin dark brown but he shouldn’t feel any pain.
She told me that there...
TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there?
A pigment of your imagination
I dreamt that I invented a new color last night
Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
I keep thinking that there's a color between blue and green, but there isn't
It's a pigment of my imagination.
You guys know blue doesn’t exist in nature?
It’s just a pigment of your imagination.
When I close my eyes, I always see the color green.
Probably just a pigment of my imagination.
Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared.
I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
My wife said she thinks she saw people with blue-colored skin
I told her "It's just a pigment of your imagination"
Ah, never mind! It was a pigment of my imagination.
I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it
Years ago I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it. I asked the hardware store employee if they had any. She’d never heard of maroon before.
“You’re making that up,” she said.
I replied, “Yeah, it’s a pigment of my machinations.”
There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors
Does that mean *color is a pigment of you imagination*
I painted my living room white the other day and for a short while I could swear it looked slightly blue....
...then I realised it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I told my doctor that the pills she prescribed had me seeing colors.
She said it was a pigment of my imagination.
I went to the paint store to ask for a shade
But the guy claimed no such shade existed. It must have been a pigment of my imagination.
Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.
I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.
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I told my therapist that I was seeing strange colours.
He told me they were just pigments of my imagination.
A Nun Pun [x-post from /r/Catholicism]
Fifth grade teacher Sister Agnes was leading her parochial school class in an arts and crafts activity; tie-dying t-shirts. A couple of unruly students were getting a bit reckless with their bottles of dye when they accidentally spilled several ounces of pink pigment down the back of Sister Agnes....
What do you call an albino hog with autism?
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?
Because the have a lot of pigments.