but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Today my wife gave birth to our son and unfortunately he was born with a very rare skin condition.
My wife told me it is called a “pre-natal sun burn”. Apparently it can be caused by too much time in tanning beds or long exposure to the sun on the beach.
Essentially all it does is dye the pigments of the child’s skin dark brown but he shouldn’t feel any pain.
She told me that there...
John started working in a color pigment company...
John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced colo...
Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there?
A pigment of your imagination
TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.
Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.
I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple,
but it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A man is in court
(Long but worth it)
Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
I keep thinking that there's a color between blue and green, but there isn't
It's a pigment of my imagination.
I dreamt that I invented a new color last night
Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination
When I close my eyes, I always see the color green.
Probably just a pigment of my imagination.
Ah, never mind! It was a pigment of my imagination.
I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it
Years ago I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it. I asked the hardware store employee if they had any. She’d never heard of maroon before.
“You’re making that up,” she said.
I replied, “Yeah, it’s a pigment of my machinations.”
My wife said she thinks she saw people with blue-colored skin
I told her "It's just a pigment of your imagination"
You guys know blue doesn’t exist in nature?
It’s just a pigment of your imagination.
Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared.
I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I told my doctor that the pills she prescribed had me seeing colors.
She said it was a pigment of my imagination.
There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors
Does that mean *color is a pigment of you imagination*
I painted my living room white the other day and for a short while I could swear it looked slightly blue....
...then I realised it was just a pigment of my imagination.
I went to the paint store to ask for a shade
But the guy claimed no such shade existed. It must have been a pigment of my imagination.
Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.
I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.
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I told my therapist that I was seeing strange colours.
He told me they were just pigments of my imagination.
What do you call an albino hog with autism?
Did you hear about the white man who thought he was black?
Turns out, it was just a pigment of his imagination...
Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?
Because the have a lot of pigments.
A Nun Pun [x-post from /r/Catholicism]
Fifth grade teacher Sister Agnes was leading her parochial school class in an arts and crafts activity; tie-dying t-shirts. A couple of unruly students were getting a bit reckless with their bottles of dye when they accidentally spilled several ounces of pink pigment down the back of Sister Agnes....