I dreamed I saw a color I never saw before

It was just a pigment of my imagination.

Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there?

A pigment of your imagination

John started working in a color pigment company...

John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced colo...

I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple,

but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hue

Hue who?

Ah, never mind! It was a pigment of my imagination.

I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it

True story:

Years ago I was looking for maroon spray paint but couldn’t find it. I asked the hardware store employee if they had any. She’d never heard of maroon before.

“You’re making that up,” she said.

I replied, “Yeah, it’s a pigment of my machinations.”

In retrospe...

A man is in court

(Long but worth it)

Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason."
Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her."
Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...

My wife said she thinks she saw people with blue-colored skin

I told her "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

When I close my eyes, I always see the color green.

Probably just a pigment of my imagination.

TIL the American flag on the moon has turned into the French flag.

Due to solar radiation, the red and blue pigment has disappeared, leaving the flag to be completely white.

You guys know blue doesn’t exist in nature?

It’s just a pigment of your imagination.

I went to the paint store to ask for a shade

But the guy claimed no such shade existed. It must have been a pigment of my imagination.

There's a theory that people don't see the exact same colors

Does that mean
*color is a pigment of you imagination*

huehuehuehue

Today I saw this absolutely stunning color that I've never seen before! It was indescribable, but when I blinked, it disappeared.

I guess it was just a pigment of my imagination.

Recently my dreams are noticeably more colourful than usual.

I think it's more than just a pigment of my imagination.

I painted my living room white the other day and for a short while I could swear it looked slightly blue....

...then I realised it was just a pigment of my imagination.

I thought I saw a guy with purple skin yesterday.

Turns out it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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I told my therapist that I was seeing strange colours.

He told me they were just pigments of my imagination.

What do you call an albino hog with autism?

Pigmentally Challenged

Why do technicolor pigs have great breath?

Because the have a lot of pigments.

A Nun Pun [x-post from /r/Catholicism]

Fifth grade teacher Sister Agnes was leading her parochial school class in an arts and crafts activity; tie-dying t-shirts. A couple of unruly students were getting a bit reckless with their bottles of dye when they accidentally spilled several ounces of pink pigment down the back of Sister Agnes....

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