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Bathrooms Jokes

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Why are male bathrooms on the left, and female bathrooms on the right?

Because no matter what, women are always right, even when they're full of shit.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

are they afraid someone will clean them?

Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they'll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this "Wall" thing will last forever, just remember...

People will eventually get over it.

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Why do people take a long time crapping in public bathrooms?

Because they’re stalling!

Why do witch covens have extra bathrooms?

Crone's Disease

I am addicted to smashing up ceramic bathrooms.

I have a wreck tile dysfunction.

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Know what the difference is between the NYC subway and our public bathrooms is?

We don't let the homeless piss in our public bathrooms.

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You know what they say about bathrooms...

That's where shit goes down.

Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.

But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

IT Bulletin: Connectivity in the Bathrooms

Why do client-server applications stop working in the restrooms?

It's all peer-to-peer communications in there.

Why do KFC's bathrooms never have toilet paper?

Cuz it's finger lickin' good!

Why won't a pimp let his hookers use gas station bathrooms?

Because of the "no merchandise beyond this point" sign.

What kind of Bathrooms do Eskimos use?

IgLoos

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Always be careful when renovating bathrooms

It’s all going well until the bank calls you talking about how urine debt

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Is it weird to to take shits in public bathrooms?

Because the dude in the stall I took it from seemed pretty creeped out...

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When im rich im building comedy clubs in all my bathrooms

Just for shits and giggles

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What do you call a country that can’t afford bathrooms?

A turd-world country

I like my new girlfriend, but I don’t understand her obsession with public bathrooms

Whenever we see one she tells me: “I used to make my boyfriends come here all the time.”
I don’t understand it!

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Im never going to public bathrooms again

Because last time i was there, shit went down

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