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A washbasin is trying to enter your house.

Let that sink in.

(Daniel Maier)

I bought a washbasin I like for my bathroom but my parents won't even let me bring it in the house no matter how much I protest.

Let that sink in.

My co-worker was reading a book on her tea break.

I asked her what it was and she said "It's *The Exorcist*. It's the most evil book I've ever read, it's really getting to me."

At the start of her lunch break she said "Right, I'm getting rid of this horrible thing!". I watched out of the window as she walked by the river and threw the book i...

Fun fact:

No matter how much you try to prevent it, one day you may wake up with a large washbasin knocking on your door.

Just let that sink in.

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