Whats the similarity between avian flu and prostate cancer
Avian Flu scare in Massachusetts
Breaking news... Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was d...
More bad news - there's a new avian flu
It's a canarial disease
In other news
Inspired by Colin Mochrie's 6:00 News on Who's Line, I tried to come up with my own.
We now return you to your 6:00 news. I'm your host, Armand Dangerous. Earlier today, a man who lost a digit to his foot after a grievous skiing accident underwent a groundbreaking surgery where he requested t...
A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time.
The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."
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A chicken walks into a library...
The librarian lifts their gaze with a mixture of curiosity and surprise as the bird hops onto the counter. It tilts its head and, with an air of demand, clucks:
The librarian is taken aback at this odd display. The chicken impatiently taps one foot on the counter.
What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
Last week I x-rayed a bird in Norway.
Yep. Scanned an avian.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side is the most common answer, however this answer leaves a great deal of room for interpretation. As noted historian and sociologist Ian Ormwell stated, "A joke cannot be taken at face value; all jests are subjective in their appearance and impact." Contrasting this view, the p...
A few years ago, in the Boston area,
A large number of crows were found dead on the sides of the road. Ornithologists, were afraid of a new strain of Avian Flu, so they collected a few bodies to perform autopsies on. They ended up finding paint chips on every single one of the birds, so they analyzed them, and found that they were fro...
One day, at the zoo...
Little Johnny and his mother go to visit the zoo. They visit the Reptile House, Monkey Island, Chimpanzee Forest, and the Avian Habitat. As they're walking toward the exit, they pass the Elephant Sanctuary.
Little Johnny points to the elephant and says, "Mommy, what's that thing hanging down...