Do you know why flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they raise the other leg too, they fall

My wife kept telling me to stop doing a flamingo impression...

In the end I had to put my foot down

Yesterday, my wife finally told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Reluctantly, I had to put my foot down.

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"Why are skeletons always so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin."

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

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What do you call a flamingo at a red light?

A flaminstop.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game

But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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I walked into kindergarten on my first day of school...

I was worried, but nonetheless excited to learn. We began by learning about animals. My teacher asked students what their favorite animal was and when it was my turn I said “Pink Flamingo”

The teacher began screaming and sent me to the principals office. “Why are you here son”, he asked. I to...

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1. I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

2. I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain.

3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



4. Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

5. I ...

So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo

one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.

I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep...

It was outstanding all night.

A dead flamingo...

would be called a flaminstop

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A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer...

Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should?

A: Stick its bill up its ass.

I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo..

So I had to put my foot down.

A couple are on the brink of an argument

Finally, at her wits end, the girlfriend shouts in an exasperated voice "Can you stop being a flamingo for one goddamn second?"

He had to put his foot down.

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FACE DOWN ASS UP. THAT'S THE WAY...

Flamingos hangout sometimes, not really sure why.

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