What do you call a dead flamingo

Flamingone

I’m 28, and my parents got really angry at me for acting like a flamingo all the time.

When they told me that, I had to put my foot down.

My girlfriend (26) is always telling me (27) to stop impersonating a flamingo.

Had to put my foot down

Do you know why flamingos always lift one leg while standing?

Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall over.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo?

A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.

My wife was very irritated with me for my constant need to act like a flamingo

so i had to put my foot down.

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game

But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

I don't mind following rules at work, but when my boss told me to stop impersonating flamingos...

I had to put my foot down.

I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo..

So I had to put my foot down.

A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer...

Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should?

A: Stick its bill up its ass.

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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Here's a collection of the best/worst dad jokes I know.

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3. My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant.



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5. I ...

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FACE DOWN ASS UP. THAT'S THE WAY...

Flamingos hangout sometimes, not really sure why.

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A fun joke to tell your friends.

This joke is pretty fun to tell, but you need a friend to make it work.

You: A class went on a field trip to the zoo. The teacher stopped by the gorilla cage and said "Can anyone tell me what animal this is?" the retarded kid raised his hand and said "It's a gorilla." Everyone said "Yay for t...

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Dear Connie

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to mak...