My wife told me that I had to stop impersonating a flamingo.

So I finally had to put my foot down.

My wife and I have been arguing recently. I do this really fantastic impression of a flamingo..

But she keeps telling me to stop. Eventually I had to put my foot down

Do you know why flamingos lift up one leg when sleeping?

Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall

What do you call a dead flamingo

Flamingone

I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep...

It was outstanding all night.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo?

A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.

What do flamingos do at parties?

Flamingle

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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I walked into kindergarten on my first day of school...

I was worried, but nonetheless excited to learn. We began by learning about animals. My teacher asked students what their favorite animal was and when it was my turn I said “Pink Flamingo”

The teacher began screaming and sent me to the principals office. “Why are you here son”, he asked. I to...

I keep on getting peer pressured into playing the flamingo game

But I'm not going to play anymore. Im putting my foot down

I’m 28, and my parents got really angry at me for acting like a flamingo all the time.

When they told me that, I had to put my foot down.

A dead flamingo...

would be called a flaminstop

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A flamingo, a duck, and a lawyer...

Q: What can a flamingo do that a duck can't that a lawyer should?

A: Stick its bill up its ass.

I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo..

So I had to put my foot down.

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