The 9+ Best Hummingbird Jokes

What bird never sings the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird.

Why don't hummingbirds sing songs?

Because they don't know the words.

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

What do vampire hummingbirds eat?

Your blood sugar!

My wife won't laugh at this :(

I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...

A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird,

It just doesn't know the lyrics.

What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?

A Hummingbird.

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When a hummingbird orgasms

It becomes a cummingbird

What's a vampiric hummingbird's favourite drink?

Necktar

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