Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What kind of bird always forgets the words to songs?

A Hummingbird.

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When a hummingbird orgasms

It becomes a cummingbird

What do vampire hummingbirds eat?

Your blood sugar!

My wife won't laugh at this :(

What's a vampiric hummingbird's favourite drink?


What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird,

It just doesn't know the lyrics.

I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder.

I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time...

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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