Why does Batman only wear dark colors? Easy. Batman doesn't want to get shot. Why does Robin only wear bright colors?

Easy.


Batman doesn't want to get shot.

Robin: Hey Batman, the Batmobile won’t start!

Batman: Did you check the battery?

R: What’s a “tery”?

Why was he called Robin hood

Cause he was robbin da hood

I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor!

A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.

Robin Hood: **"HALT!"**

**"*****I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"***

Peasant: *"I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"*...

A German talk show host once asked Robin Williams why he thought there wasn't much comedy in Germany

"Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" he replied.

"No."

If Batman wears kevlar armor and a bulletproof cape, why does Robin have to wear a bright-colored spandex outfit?

For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.

Two robins were sitting in a tree.

"I'm really hungry", said the first one.

"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly bac...

According to recent surveys, Robin Roberts is the most trusted news anchor in America. Do you know who the least was?

Matt Liar

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Batman and Robin walk in on two priests having anal sex.

Robin exclaims, "Holy fucking shit, Batman!"

Without a doubt my favourite Robin Williams movie is

Mrs. Fire

Batman and Robin are at a restaurant

ordering some food. Robin, being the glutton he was, started with some caviar and ordered a Hereford beef sirloin steak. Batman wasn't feeling well, so he only wanted a glass of water without ice.

After a few minutes in silence, Robin wanted to break the tension.

"Hey, are you feeling ...

A group of women made a religion about Robin Hood

They were called Menintights

Why did Christopher Robin have to wash his hands?

He’d been playing with Pooh all day.

Because of the new Christopher Robin movie...

Why was Tigger dirty?

Cause he was playing with Pooh.

Robin says to Batman:

- Batman, batremote to battv doesn't work!
- Did you check batteries?
- What are teries?

Yesterday, when I rode through Nottingham Forest, I witnessed a bizarre scene: Robin Hood was in the middle of a sandwich with Richard Lionheart and a homeless girl.

Surprised, I stopped and shouted "What are you doing?"


And Robin Hood shouted back: "Can't you see that? I take it from Rich and give it to the poor."

People say to me Jesus was not Jewish

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish

+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift

## He's Jewish. Give it up

****
_by Robin Williams_

Happy Birthday Robin!

Did you hear about Robin Leach's new show?

Afterlifestyles of the Rich and Famous

What do you get after an Elephant runs over Batman and Robin?????????

Flatman and Ribbon.

What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?

Dep-archers

This is for Robin Williams

A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"

The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

STOP WITH YOUR DANG /R/ANTIJOKES! GOD FORBID, YOU'RE ON /R/JOKES. TELL SOMETHING FUNNY AT LEAST! MAKE IT A REPOST IF YOU GOTTA. YOU USLESS IDIOT. THIS IS WHY I BECAME THE RED HOOD...

I had an injection to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood.

Yeah, it was the MenInTightus Jab.

What's Robin Hood's least favourite font?

The Serif of Nottingham

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Robin Williams' Favorite Joke

Guy's having sex with his wife. All of a sudden he looks over, and there in the doorway is his son, about eight years old. Kid looks horrified, and the kid runs away. The guy says to his wife, ''Well, I'd better talk to Timmy.''

He puts on his clothes and goes to Timmy's room. He opens the do...

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend...

We're the Suicide Squad!

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If the 1st Robin died, what would Batman have in common with a man with erectile dysfunction?

A limp dick.

Batman and robin came out 20 years ago today

But we always sort of suspected.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Robin Hood went to see a doctor...

...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.

Batman giving his Batmobile to robin

Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile.


Robin: aww really batman? thanks!


Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626

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I too have a Robin Williams joke (or three) to share.

What do a tornado and divorce in the South have in common?

Someone's losing their trailer.

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U2 is playing a concert in Scotland. Before they begin playing a song, Bono asks the audience to start clapping their hands along with him. Then he says, "Every time I clap my hands, a...

I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most.

"Hey Batman!"
"Yeah, Robin?"
"Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"

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Is it too soon for a Robin Williams Joke?

It's been a few weeks, so I think the waters are safe for this joke I told my cousin:


David Carradine and Robin Williams are in heaven, Carradine looks at Williams and says, "what do you mean you weren't jerking off?"

Robin Hood is lining up his final shot of the tournament

He turns to the official and asks "If I can fire this arrow into my first will it count as a double bullseye?"

The official replies, "yep, Sherwood"

Batman and Robin are camping in the desert ...

Batman and Robin are camping in the desert, set up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Robin replies, " I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a...

Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

Robin drives the Batmobile

After a hard fought night against some bad guys, Batman and Robin return to the Batmobile. Before entering the Batmobile, Batman says he allows Robin to drive it. Excited, Robin gets in the car with Batman, and starts it up. He goes off at an amazing speed, shifting gears like a mad man, going from ...

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In memory of Sir Robin Wiiliams here are lists of top 5 funny jokes that gives me so much laugh.. thanks so much for brighten our day for a while Robin!

#1 “Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: ‘You’ve just killed a small animal. It’s time for a light beer.’ Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, ‘It’s 5 o’clock in the morning. You’ve just pissed on a dumpster...

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Batman and Robin go out drinking one night...

...And they both come out drunk as shit. Batman throws Robin his keys and with a slurred speech says: "*hic!* You drive tonight, Robin..."

Robin says "Oh, wow! I get to drive the Batmobile!" and he hops in all excited into the driver's seat, fires up the Batmobile and takes off for the Batcav...

Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up..

..It licked its lips and said 'I love basking robins'

My favorite Robin Williams joke

U2 is playing a concert in Scotland, and as a hush comes over the crowd, Bono starts clapping his hands above his head very slowly.

As he claps, he tells the crowd, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." And a man stands up in the back of the room, and shouts "Then stop clappi...

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