Robin Jokes

“Here, poor man,” Robin hood smiled. “Take this bag of gold, I took it from a rich man.”

“Thank you so much!” The man said as he got a little teary. “Now I’m rich!”

Robin hood turned back to the man.

“You’re what?”

Easy.


Batman doesn't want to get shot.

A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"

The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g... read more

Robin: What's a tery

Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"



Then he beats him to death.

A poor peasant is traveling the woody paths of Barnsdale, when a hooded man walks up to him.

Robin Hood: **"HALT!"**

**"*****I am Robin Hood, I take from the rich to give to the poor, now give me all your money!"***

Peasant: *"I have nothing, I've been hungry for years you see"*... read more

Batman and Robin are in the Batcave. Batman is putting the Batmonile through its monthly tune-up, and it won't start. So Batman goes and asks Robin for help.

"Is the tank empty?" Robin asks.

"I just filled it," Batman replies.

"Is the oil full?" Robin asks.

"Freshly repla... read more

"Stop leaving Pooh lying around!"

I loved my wife Lorraine in the beginning, but for the longest time I've had a crush on my friend Claire-Lee Robins, who I know feels the same way about me. Eventually Lorraine found out about my secretive feelings, and just like that, she packed her bags and left.

I do feel bad about it all... read more

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish

+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift

## He's Jewish. Give it up

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_by Robin Williams_

Happy Birthday Robin!

"Batman, I can't get the Batmobile to start! I turn the Batkey, press the Batpedal, but nothing!"

Batman thinks a moment before asking "Did you check the battery?"

There are a few seconds of silence before Robin asks "What's a tery?"

Sans-sheriff

Batman & Robin have had a bad day fighting crime.

Batman says to Robin ‘Go relax, have a bath’.

Robin says ‘What’s a h?’

I call them "nanu-nanubots."

Flatman and Ribbon.

Batman: You ready Robin?

Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?

Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.

Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed... read more

It had been many years since Robin Hood began his quest of "stealing from the rich and giving to the poor". By now he was growing old and tired, and wanted to find someone who could carry on his legacy and lead a new band of Merry Men.

He searched through many villages for someone he could de... read more

Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs. Fire.

Robin : Sorry. What is a hroom.?

Robin Hoo-d.

He's the prince of Thebes.

Robin Dakarma

That's right, put it in the bag.

Because the rules said it needed to contain at least 6 characters and include at least 1 capital!

Little Red Robin Hood.

They became Flatman and Ribbon...

Good Will Hunting

As Robin Hood lie dying, his loved ones and merry men, not so merry now, gathered round. With faltering, hesitant breathes, he calls for his bow and an arrow.

"This bow," he says, "has saved my life, kept me fed, brought peace to our land. I will fire it one last time and beg only that I be b... read more

When both of them get to the batmobile,
Batman tells robin that he is too drunk to drive. Robin, says fine I'll drive..

Robin gets sets and starts driving. Before he gets in the highway heading to cave he shifts gears back and forward, stopping at a few lights then ,In the highway he c... read more

We're the Suicide Squad!

Robin Hood is apt to steal while Robinhood is app to steal.

...he was diagnosed with Menintightis.

- Batman, batremote to battv doesn't work!
- Did you check batteries?
- What are teries?

...it sherwood help though.

robins!!!

Pooh: “I’m stuffed”

Batman asks "Have I ever shown you how to do a side-kick?"

Wonder Woman shouts "BATMAN! THAT IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!!"

He jumps into the batmobile and tries to get it started but it wont work.
So Robin goes to find batman to help him.
Robin explains to batman that the batmobile isn't working.
"Check the battery" says batman.
"Who is tery?" Robin says confused.

... Looking nonchalant OMG!

Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun.

Along came a cat, and it ate them.

Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!”
(Apparently yesterday's joke was no good, but I like this one)

Like 30 or 40 times

-The Joker

He’s Robin them

First cannibal complains, "I hate my mother-in-Law."

Second cannibal replies, "Ehh. Just eat the noodles."

For the same reason: Batman doesn't like getting shot.

I looked around and said "Seven, but I think most are just costumes".

They were called Menintights

Surprised, I stopped and shouted "What are you doing?"


And Robin Hood shouted back: "Can't you see that? I take it from Rich and give it to the poor."

"Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?" he replied.

"No."

He stayed in the Bat-tub for too long.

Dep-archers

"I'm really hungry", said the first one.

"Me too," said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."

They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more. "I'm so full I don't think I can fly bac... read more