Hannibal Lector was caught in a hospitals ICU, munching on a comatose patient
"Dr. Lector", Clarise Starling asked him when they were re-united, "why did you take such a risk to go into a busy ICU unit?"
"Simple, my dear Clarise...I've gone vegetarian."
Three workers show up for their first day in a mine
The foreman eyes them up to determine their respective roles. There’s a Polish man, Irish man, and a Chinese man.
“Kowalski, you’re a big guy. You’ll swing the pick and chip away at the coal” says the foreman.
“OKeefe, you’re strong too. Shovel the coal in this cart and wheel it up to...
Bird Jokes
Just some random bird-brain jokes...
What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker
What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader
What bird can do more that others? Pelican
What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon
What bir...
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