A dude goes to the doctor and says "I have a tiny penis"
The doctor says "don't worry", but when the dude pulls his pants down the Doc erupts with laughter!
"Oh God you wren't joking were you? Anyway what seems to be the problem?" says the Doc.
"It's really swollen."
[Long] A man lives near the edge of a forest with his wife.
The wife is a very kind woman. Every now and then she would find an injured animal in her backyard, and she would waste no time bringing it into their home and taking care of it until it recovers. The man doesn't mind the animals, just as long as they don't bother him.
However, during the wi...