... and they all sit at the bar. The guy calls over the bartender and orders himself a beer. The heron orders a glass of wine and the cat orders a whisky but tells the guy he has got to pay. The heron and the cat take their drinks and sit at a table.
The bartender leans over to the guy and a...
What’s a Heron with only one eye?
Just some random bird-brain jokes...
What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker
What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader
What bird can do more that others? Pelican
What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon
What do you call a blonde actor with a long neck?
What is the national bird of Turkey?
The Heron of Troy
"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"
According to a research team at Charles University in Prague, the local amphibians have very peculiar migratory habits. In recent years, a new sub-species have been identified which is not native to the area around the Czech capitol. The research has been carried out with the help of many students a...