What did the Heron get tattooed on his chest?

No Egrets.

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A guy walks into a pub with a cat and a heron...

... and they all sit at the bar. The guy calls over the bartender and orders himself a beer. The heron orders a glass of wine and the cat orders a whisky but tells the guy he has got to pay. The heron and the cat take their drinks and sit at a table.

The bartender leans over to the guy and a...

What’s a Heron with only one eye?

Heroin.

Bird Jokes

Just some random bird-brain jokes...

What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker

What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader

What bird can do more that others? Pelican

What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon

What bir...

What do you call a blonde actor with a long neck?

Charlize Heron

What is the national bird of Turkey?

The Heron of Troy

"The Frogs in Prague Defy Catalog"

According to a research team at Charles University in Prague, the local amphibians have very peculiar migratory habits. In recent years, a new sub-species have been identified which is not native to the area around the Czech capitol. The research has been carried out with the help of many students a...

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