why did the dodo cross the road

it didn't. because it's dead

I call my friends Dodo birds

Because they don't exist.

What really killed the DoDo?

The Don'tDon't

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

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I took my daughter to the zoo.

"Daddy," she said. "Where are the dildos?"

"Ha-ha," I laughed awkwardly, as people around me looked uncomfortable. "You mean dodos, honey. Dodos are extinct."

"But mummy said that I would see one some day."

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So a dodo and a camel are walking along a beach...

When all of a sudden they come across a genie lamp half buried in the sand. Feeling pretty amped about the whole situation; they rub the lamp and out comes the genie.

In a regal tone, the genie introduced himself: "Good morrow sirs! I am Jean the Genie, and as the rubbers of the lamp you are...

So I was in the hospital while my wife was giving birth...

I was reading an AskReddit post about weird children names. I saw a post where some kid was named Falcon. I thought naming my kid after a bird was a good idea, so I decided to name it Dodo, as the doctor told me the baby was already dead.

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