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Why can't the Dodo swim?

They're all fucking dead.

Adam was returning home late one night at paradise after drinking with the dodo and the unicorn.

Eve got angry and yelled at him: "YOU ARE SEEING ANOTHER WOMAN!"
Adam responded: "Don't be silly, you are the only woman on earth", and went to sleep.
Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a tickle in his chest and saw it was Eve.

"What the heck are you doing?" he asked
"I'm count...

I call my friends Dodo birds

Because they don't exist.

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So a dodo and a camel are walking along a beach...

When all of a sudden they come across a genie lamp half buried in the sand. Feeling pretty amped about the whole situation; they rub the lamp and out comes the genie.

In a regal tone, the genie introduced himself: "Good morrow sirs! I am Jean the Genie, and as the rubbers of the lamp you are...

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

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I took my daughter to the zoo.

"Daddy," she said. "Where are the dildos?"

"Ha-ha," I laughed awkwardly, as people around me looked uncomfortable. "You mean dodos, honey. Dodos are extinct."

"But mummy said that I would see one some day."

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A man goes to the doctor with a serious stutter.

> Man: DDDDoctor... Why do i sssssstutter?
> Doctor: because of your enormous penis.
> Man: What cccccan we dodo about that?
> Doctor: We have to cut of some of it.
> Man: i hav tttto talk to my wwwwife about that.

Later that day in the doctors office.

> M...

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