I call my friends Dodo birds

Because they don't exist.

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Why can't the Dodo swim?

They're all fucking dead.

What really killed the DoDo?

The Don'tDon't

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So a dodo and a camel are walking along a beach...

When all of a sudden they come across a genie lamp half buried in the sand. Feeling pretty amped about the whole situation; they rub the lamp and out comes the genie.

In a regal tone, the genie introduced himself: "Good morrow sirs! I am Jean the Genie, and as the rubbers of the lamp you are...

Why is the pink panther the busiest of cats

He always has something to do,
to do, to do do do dodo dodoooh

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I took my daughter to the zoo.

"Daddy," she said. "Where are the dildos?"

"Ha-ha," I laughed awkwardly, as people around me looked uncomfortable. "You mean dodos, honey. Dodos are extinct."

"But mummy said that I would see one some day."

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