Did you hear Mick Jagger and Keith Richards were attacked by a giant magpie?
Witnesses say one bird was trying to kill two Stones
An Australian, a Brit, and an American were all asked a question
'Name a type of bird' the three were asked
The Brit went first and said, "Ducks, first one that came to mind."
The Australian got grumpy with his answer, "Magpies, they're bloody annoying mate."
The American was last. His answer was, "Desert Eagle."
Fear the wrath!
Things that people who come to Australia are afraid of: Spiders, Scorpions, Snakes, Sharks, Crocs, Jellyfish, Octopus, Stone Fish, Feral Pigs, Giant bulls, Emus, and Kangaroos. Things that Australians are afraid of: Magpies.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything i...
What kind of pie can fly?