Why did the toucan stop using his phone?

He got a large bill

How many toucan can live in a tin can?

Toucan

How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why did the toucan go to prison?

He was puffin the herb.

How many people do you need to pet a bird that's on a high tree?

Not one, but toucan!

I heard you like making bird jokes

Well, toucan play at that game

My friend keeps sending me bird puns

He doesn't realise toucan play that game

What is the minimum amount of birds to change a lightbulb?

One can’t, but Toucan

The vet seemed to have no idea why my two pet birds were stuck together.

He said it was toucan fusing.

what do you call 2 tins of bird meat?

a toucan




this really sucks i’m sorry

One exotic bird can’t take over the word on its own

But toucan

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My wife says if I don’t stop making bird puns she is going to withhold sex...

...but she can keep her tits to herself. Eventually she will want my cock and she’ll find that toucan play that game.

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just wa...

If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun..

I'd have toucans.

Dipping your beaks into different coloured paints, eh?

Well, toucans play at that game.

A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".

The son walks in and says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three pet stores before I found one that sold toucans."

My girlfriend keeps trying to hurt my feelings by calling me names of exotic birds...

Well, toucan play it that game.

What did the jungle bird say to his friend after being betrayed?

"Toucan play this game..."

Sorry guys, this literally just came to my imagination, like I could nearly see it in my mind. It may not be that funny, but hey I just thought of it.

Why does no one drink soda in the jungle?

There are only toucans.

What does an energy drink and tropical bird have in common?

It takes more than toucans to wake me up.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Meanwhile, in a different part of the Jingle....

...a lizard is walking along when he smells marijuana smoke. Having a good sense of smell, and not a stranger to the occasional toke, he follows it to the source and comes to the base of a truly mighty tree. High up in the branches is a monkey smoking a joint.

"Hey monkey" he yells.

T...

Not everyone is able to fly...

but every toucan.

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