Why did the toucan stop using his phone?

He got a large bill

One bird can't make a pun.

But toucan.

Why did the toucan go to prison?

He was puffin the herb.

My parrots are stuck together...

Pet owner: Vet, vet, my parrots are stuck together!

Vet: I'm sorry, I don't understand - it's toucan fusing

I heard you like making bird jokes

Well, toucan play at that game

Bird puns

I am a bird enthusiast. My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns, but then I realized: toucan play at that game.

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My wife says if I don’t stop making bird puns she is going to withhold sex...

...but she can keep her tits to herself. Eventually she will want my cock and she’ll find that toucan play that game.

What is the minimum amount of birds to change a lightbulb?

One can’t, but Toucan

So, there's a world, and it's only inhabited by Cheerios.

And in this cheerio society, there are three social classes in which you can reside. The lower, plebian, plain Cheerios. They work in factories and fields. Then, there are the middle class honey nut Cheerios. They are kind if like middle management. Then, there are the mega upper class, bourgeoisie ...

From my young cousin:

How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Toucan.

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just wa...

One exotic bird can’t take over the word on its own

But toucan

Dipping your beaks into different coloured paints, eh?

Well, toucans play at that game.

If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun..

I'd have toucans.

A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".

The son walks in and says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three pet stores before I found one that sold toucans."

My girlfriend keeps trying to hurt my feelings by calling me names of exotic birds...

Well, toucan play it that game.

What did the jungle bird say to his friend after being betrayed?

"Toucan play this game..."

Sorry guys, this literally just came to my imagination, like I could nearly see it in my mind. It may not be that funny, but hey I just thought of it.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What does an energy drink and tropical bird have in common?

It takes more than toucans to wake me up.

Why does no one drink soda in the jungle?

There are only toucans.

Not everyone is able to fly...

but every toucan.

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Meanwhile, in a different part of the Jingle....

...a lizard is walking along when he smells marijuana smoke. Having a good sense of smell, and not a stranger to the occasional toke, he follows it to the source and comes to the base of a truly mighty tree. High up in the branches is a monkey smoking a joint.

"Hey monkey" he yells.

T...

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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