Toucan Jokes

He got a large bill

Toucans

Toucan

...but Toucan.

Because two toucans can can-can better than one toucan can.

But Toucan.

I once sold my toucan (ya know, the type of tropical bird), whose name was Drea, to a power plant. I was told he'd simply be entertainment for the workers, sort of like a pet. Eventually, however, our local PETA caught wind of this and intervened. Drea was sent to a nearby bird shelter, where my ... read more

I'd have toucans.

He was puffin the herb.

One bird goes to the other “How many birds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
The other bird replies, “Well I’m pretty sure Toucan”.

His guests were disappointed that he only had Toucans

A fourcan

Because toucan play that game.

While the dog is looking for the group, a jaguar sees the dog.

"I've never seen an animal like that before!" says the jaguar. "He looks tasty!"

The jaguar runs towards the dog, but the dog thinks quickly. Just as the jaguar is about to nab the dog, the dog says, "That jaguar I had ear... read more

Not one, but toucan!

Toucan!

But toucan

"Don't worry, one bird usually can't operate this machine on his own.

But toucan."

You're better off eating the toucan.

Toucan play at that game

I guess Toucan play that game

One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan

The son walks in and says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three pet stores before I found one that sold toucans."

...and one of the tropical birds just kept screaming at me, so I screamed back. Toucan play at that game!

Toucans

He said it was toucan fusing.

Well, toucan play it that game.

Well, toucans play at that game.

"Toucan play this game..."

Sorry guys, this literally just came to my imagination, like I could nearly see it in my mind. It may not be that funny, but hey I just thought of it.

but every toucan.

I responded, “toucan play that game!”

A man wants to get his wife a unique gift, so he goes to an exotic pet store, and asks the owner, "What's the rarest thing you have in here?" After showing him large snakes, colorful lizards, and strange rodents, the man still seems unimpressed. "Got anything rarer than these?" The man asked.
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The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just wa... read more