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Yamaka Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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A German liked to amuse himself by scaring every Jew he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Yamaka.

He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down ...

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The emperor of Persia wanted the best bodyguard in the world.

So he sent messengers throughout all the lands on the globe encouraging the nations to send their best warriors to come to his palace and compete for this prestigious title. After weeks of intense competition, the candidate pool was reduced to the last three competitors. Each had earned the honor o...

What is a Jewish guys favorite motorcycle brand?

Yamaka

An arab guy walks into a bra store owned by a Jewish guy on a sunday afternoon...

The arab guy finds a bra he likes and asks for the price. Jewish guy being the business man that he is says "This is a great bra it's really starting to get polular. I can sell you each for 50 bucks." The arab guy nods and says "sure I'll buy 100."
The next sunday the arab guy comes back to bra s...

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an antisemitic walks into a bar

see's a guy with a yamaka hangs out with priest. To mess with him, the guy tells the bartender to give the priest a drink on him but not the Jew, and make sure he realizes it. The Jew sees the drink, smiles at the guy and keep talking to the priest.

The guy gets upset, tells the bartender to ...

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